when you want the valentine but the valentine don’t want you so now you’re forced to watch the valentine go and valentine everyone else

damn… happy birthday to me, i guess

#BellyPoetry

the long distance away from him is killing me softly

you’re in his dms, he’s in my basement hungry as fuck wondering what day it is

check out my husband wrapped around your shoulder 🙂‍↕️

I'm so tired of breaking news

𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐓! If you guys could help me out & repost this! I need the work. If you yourself are interested in getting some art done hit me up & let’s talk. Thank you 🙏🏼 🖤 #art #illustration #artist #commission #artistforhire #hireme #lgbt #drawing

you know that a nigga like me can change your life

wanna see a magic trick?

I love Black men so much.

what’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

the refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖊 🌈⛅️🖤🫶🏼

having to call the customer service hotline minutes before midnight to skip the month on my savagex subscription because i couldn’t online is diabolical bruh

A motto.

tagging myself as the fag she’s holding- flag, my bad 😭

Happy pride btw.

Where the nut videos at ???

let me enjoy this fucking friday so i can devour some pasta and unlimited garlic knots in peace

deadass, this was me looking at my boss during our little friday layoff teams fiesta which was also interrupting my lunch

raise your hand if your name is now craig and you’ve been laid off from your job today, a friday

🙋🏾‍♂️

🦌

needing a fresh rice krispies treat is diabolical yet necessary

Chudai.

summer rain
emotional

wow… i was 6 when this dropped

lmao😮‍💨

and the gag is i’m fucked cause i have to be up at 5am on my day off

on baby jesus sandals, i swear i can never fall asleep before 2am