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Posts by erudite vegetation

wish this was my life

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Healer and you have to suck on their boobs because your leg is broken and

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you hurt MY feelings too. say sorry by changing your name to RedWorld3

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statistically speaking being white from the midwest is actually quite rare ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“

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he looked like the kind of guy who would waste my time for six months and then disappear for a year and then come back as a woman to try and waste my time again

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random dude as soon as elevator doors close: so are you on the horticulture team ๐Ÿ˜€

me, covered in soil: yup

random dude: well, the park looks great haha ๐Ÿ˜…

me: it's all me!

random dude: heheheh yeah i bet ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜

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great thighs stink alike โ˜๏ธ

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AA: just put 0n a new perfume
TA:

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midna โœ‹

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skiiers when they ski

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i get your reasoning but check this out - a bubbler is about as difficult to clean as using a vacuum on a driveway would be

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damn, i was hoping you just got busy

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An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

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whenever i'm in a group with at least one person who can't stop asking me questions i always take a moment to evangelize like "you know, i think everyone should try hormones for at least three months, just for fun..."

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well, actually that was never different with her here. but now i'm the only woman in my department ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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channeling the aura of my paramour to deflect any and all possible misgenderments on this first day of being one of two trans women on staff in this corporation

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you didn't do anything to deserve what occurred, nor have you done anything to deserve the pain that lingers. as time goes on, i hope that you'll be surrounded by and surround yourself with people who show you so much love that all those years of pain seem like fleeting moments.

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as long as i live within these borders it's probably the closest i'll get to sex on public transport

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a road trip crew so casual that we may engage in sexual behaviors whilst moving at full speed down the highway is a fantasy that has remained prominent within my dreamspace since the moment i conceived of such a delight

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on a road trip fantasizing about getting my neck and back absolutely blown the fuck out by extremely attractive women both of whom i know and have had relations with

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TETOOO

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oh nooo !!! was this for the park?

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hi sry to do this again but my tax return well has run dry and i need some help to cover food/toiletries/gas + raise what I can for rent next month

job search continues. got a good lead or two but time will tell. sry again :( #mutualaid

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ko-fi.com/shantasma/goal

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i keep searching for reasons as to why i feel like everything is about to die. maybe because everyone with the ability to kill the planet keeps telling us that we're all about to die

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i legitimately thought that i would be witness to nuclear detonations or a ballistic equivalent only one week ago. i was counting the hours down and in complete lamentations because i knew i'd be at work the whole fucking time. why do i expect to feel better by now?

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i'm living on a 1-day month

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i wake up on a monday feeling like everything that happened over the weekend was a week ago

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yeah yeah sure but as soon as we make contact with slaanesh i'm betraying the chapter

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there's points where it's a single item that does the TF - a collar or muzzle or pup mask for example. but do latex gloves count as partial tf? is someone that's fully sense-deprived tf'd into an objdct?

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