Conventional wisdom would say we’re switching to guns…

…lord knows this country will never run out of those.

Thread.

i am broadly pro-player movement but this should be illegal

Nation state uses renewables to end dependence on foreign oil and gas.

Last reskeet: Periodic reminder that replay review is an opportunity for the powers that be to leverage gray areas in rules to manipulate contests toward a preferred outcome.

The Staal OT offside - I can’t believe this was overturned!!! YouTube video by Tough Call

I don’t think opinion calls should be reviewable. But such as it is, do you really see enough of a bobble to conclusively overturn a call of onside? I don’t.

The Staal OT offside - I can’t believe this was overturned!!!
youtu.be/dvMfEdrn5sQ

He ain’t make the Final Four either.

LFG

3 years. Countless takes. One party.

📅 Date: May 2nd
🕖 Time: 12pm - Until
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We're debuting OG Lime — a beer-flavored beer with a squeeze of lime, brewed just for us by Bond Brothers. Plus food from Longleaf Swine!

Nissan LEAF: Gas Powered Everything commercial YouTube video by Motor1

This remains the greatest piece of persuasive advertising ever made about electrification. It's insane to me that Nissan dropped it & it's insane that no one on the green left has picked it up to make it a national PSA.

Oh, and hockey offside… if it doesn’t immediately affect the play, we ain’t reviewing it.

Breakout to the net, sure, we can take a glance at it. A whole ass shift before the goal happens? GTFOH.

Man I thought Republicans would turn the racism up to 11, not 111. This is what it would sound like if Hitler spoke English.

• 30 seconds max
• One look per camera angle
• Regular speed only

We’re not officiating in slow motion, so why should we review it that way?

Even worse: If you want to argue that a missed offside must negate a penalty, don't we need to start allowing offside challenges on any penalty call?

"non-zero" in this instance being about 95%

Most of the time, no. But there’s the rare obvious miss.

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

Thinking on this again from last night:

1. Any illegal play has to be whistled and penalized, even if the play’s brought back. If there’s a clear missed offside, it can’t be open season on the ice.

2. However, you can’t award a penalty shot on a shot that would’ve been waved off. Gotta be 2:00.

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

Think Staal said it best last night-if he didn’t have control of the puck, how was he able to thread that pass over to Martinook? Such a subjective decision that feels like something you can’t make in that spot.

Show me the lie here.

Major League II is not as good as the original, obviously.

But Jack Parkman is an A+++ sports movie villain. Outstanding work from David Keith.

I am in possession of my coffee but I am not in control of my coffee. #SoundTheSiren

The Carolina Hurricanes have won Games 1-2 of their first round series at home six years in a row and are now a ridiculous 20-1 overall at home in the first round under Rod Brind’Amour. #SoundTheSiren

This motherfucker…

If you got a ticket to tonight's Hurricanes game you got to see a OT penalty shot and you got to celebrate an OT-winner twice. Worth whatever you spent.

Jordan Martinook wins it in 2OT for Carolina

100%

LET’S WAIT AROUND FOR AN OFFSIDE ON THAT SHIT #SoundTheSiren

“Possession but not control.”

Ok.