snoopy throwing flowers from a basket. Caption reads: “YAY!!! WE LOST!!!”

time to clock in for some OT!

Devil wears Prada 2 premiere photo Emily blunt Meryl Streep lady Gaga Anne Hathaway and Stanley tucci

people died.

“when you see me know i’m in my bag” i mutter as i rename 100
pdfs that nobody will ever open again

it’s me and eternal sunshine deluxe against outlook today

I get so homosexual off that cherry coke

we are leaving all problems where they belong: at LAX

four days until vacation…four days until vacation….four days until vacation….

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

We've won but the war isn't over yet but we obliterated their military but there's still a lot of military capacity we need to knock out the strait is open but its closed but its open but you can't go through but you can this will be over in a few days but it may take a few more months remain calm-

i don’t really know. she was saying it in the context to having to swab the back of my mouth so i assume the neck isn’t relevant but your guess is as good as mine

yellow curry 😌

thank you to all who manifested 🙏 we have been spared for the rest of the day

everybody manifest that i don’t need to do any more overtime for the day

ur sick for this

feeling like i need to delete all social media again 🤓

on listen number two of the album 🫃🏼

Jessie Ware you will always be famous

Dota 2 lol

sick days are amazing you get to find out just how toxic the unemployed community on the video game you’ve been playing is

everything i have learned about that clavicle man have been against my will

this just pissed me off so bad…

science is amazing isn’t it

btw yesterday a nurse told me i have a deep throat 🕳️

the whole cave was gagged by this one

you don’t hate the press enough

you don’t hate the press enough

lord i see what you’ve done for others

i know you’re lying ….

shocked to find out this guy sucks at this job