You’ll get a razor clam

Quirky but 🚫🦐

Happy Opening Day, shrimp fans! Follow us to find out when a walkoff walk is about to happen (or happened 12 hours ago if the event occurred on the West Coast). More importantly, let us know if a walkoff walk is about to happen!

A series of unfortunate Bluesky posts that describe a potential series ending walkoff walk in the World Series that eventually resulted in the dodgers second consecutive championship.

Happy Opening Day, let’s try and forget how last year ended

Me and Dan McQuade at Oscar’s Tavern in 2017.

I first met Dan McQuade twenty years ago at a Phillies game and through our friendship, he taught me everything I know about Philadelphia and about compassion for the vulnerable. I treasure the time we ran a baseball blog with @kliakos.com and @drewgrof.bsky.social and I miss him so much already.

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...

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I’m sad for my friend. I’m sad for my friends who knew him so much better. I’m heartbroken for his family. RIP Dan. Go Birds.

Fun lil film, y’all should watch it and tell us what you think!

CBS sportswriter Mike Axisa liveglogged the World Series and said that a potential walkoff walk would be “pretty lame”

You just made our shit list, @mikeaxisa.bsky.social

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

My heart is full go Dodgers

See you next year, shrimp fans.

This sucks, we were gonna be on Sportscenter with that bald bespectacled man.

I want to die

Shrimp alert is still on and simply resets to four, everyone stay calm!

STAY CALM

Jiminy Cricket on a barbecue spit THERE ARE THREE BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES WINNING SHRIMP FOR THE BLUE JAYS

FOUR BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES CLINCHING TORONTO CANADA SHRIMP

WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT

Folks

We’re gonna be eating shrimp omelets at this point.

Alert 🚨

Bye bye night night

Alert 🚨

Okay fine good freakin night

ONE GOD DANG BALL UNTIL A PLAYOFF SERIES ENDS IN #SHRIMP #shrimpalert #sadgirl

TWO BALLS UNTIL ALDS-WALKOFF SHRIMP #shrimpalert #lobsterbaby

THREE BALLS UNTIL ALDS-ENDING SHRIMP #shrimpalert #wakeyournana

SHRIMP ALERT IN THE ALDS