He doesn't even have bones, he's immortal. Probably tricking people into thinking he's dead to set up a clever ruse.
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Posts by Real Daddy
We just need Carly Rae Jepsen to cover some Guns N Roses songs to stop the war
1 month ago
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I got some gas for them! Right out of my butt!
1 month ago
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I can't imagine drinking any other bourbon. I'm only a Pappy man
2 months ago
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Long John silver's open today?
3 months ago
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"could you...destroy the earth?"
"egads, i hope not. that's where i keep all my stuff"
4 months ago
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Gads
4 months ago
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Taking the whitmer approach
5 months ago
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What did you do
5 months ago
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Now we're talking!!
5 months ago
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Typical Virgo husband haver activities
6 months ago
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Testosterone?
6 months ago
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Jason statham
7 months ago
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They have a few really nice bus stops there
7 months ago
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Makes love to
7 months ago
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It's more a love story than anything else
7 months ago
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Good lord I thought you were saying novice Nick this whole time
7 months ago
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Firing up the tubi
7 months ago
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And butt chugging your coffee
8 months ago
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The best thing you can do for your health is get on the slack line
8 months ago
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social ever seen a Metallica edition Tacoma??
9 months ago
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Let's see him wriggle away from the jester
9 months ago
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Cannibalism??
9 months ago
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rip
10 months ago
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Bro is trying not to nut too quick
10 months ago
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Now that's a bop
10 months ago
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Suckin' on the hard hose
10 months ago
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Everyone loves Garfield @mattbrowndotcom.bsky.social
10 months ago
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10 months ago
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Love some dolls
10 months ago
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