two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

AI ruins so much.

Wait until you learn about “vegetative electron microscopy.”

Dorset Echo: A MAJOR police probe is underway after a man was stabbed in Weymouth. Immediately underneath is an advert for kitchen knives.

Not now, ad server. Show a little respect.

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

Not Enough Resources

Extremely relatable

Cooking at home is NOT a normal thing. Most humans DID NOT cook at individual homes until the last 100 years or so.

They were fed from group kitchens (castle, rooming house, employer kitchen), or the equivalent of food trucks, or take-out shops, or pub food.

1/2

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

More higher ed discourse like this please

I love his victory tour of going Orban controlled institutions and telling them that he is going to delete them.

I listen to a Sci-fi and fantasy podcast that has a Mines of Urrrrrgh section for just that. They brought up the Willard Price books that I remember loving and are absolutely horrible on reflection.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1673 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “HUNGARY: ORBAN LOSES HISTORIC ELECTION.” The central image shows Viktor Orbán standing on stage alongside JD Vance, both raising their arms in front of a cheering crowd with Hungarian and US flags in the background. A speech bubble reads, “Who says America can’t achieve regime change?” A strapline at the bottom reads “HUGE TRIUMPH FOR MAGA (SURELY MAGYAR? ED.).”

Hungary: Orban loses historic election

The new Private Eye is out now.

In twenty plus years, TV has evolved from 'producers give Gordon a restaurant to visit and shout at' to 'producers give Gordon a restaurant to watch videos of, then visit and shout at'.

there's a giant MICHAEL film poster in wood green and there are constant michael jackson musical posters i keep seeing on the tube, and i feel like there's a been a real concerted effort to brain wipe how bad he was as a person, but it feels especially weird during the time of the epstein files etc

A thatched roof with 2 chimney pots. Atop the roof, instead of the usual duck or pheasant made of thatch, there stands a majestic T-rex

Went for a walk and a pint and spotted the best example of free will I've ever seen

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In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today*

Badloss strikes again.

It’s Easter for Orthodox Christians, so do remember to have an orthodox Easter egg, which is defined as either a Dairy Milk one or Smarties.

A THREAD. Which I have decided to call 'Reasons Why Owls Are Excellent'.

1. They are always putting the needs of others before their own.

I simply cannot understand the psychology of this behaviour. I get extremely anxious taking just an old laptop into busy pubs!

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

>catastrophically lose an expeditionary war of choice against Persia
>threaten the Pope himself with personal violence
>heavy handed promulgation of state religion for social cohesion
>misguided attempts to shrink the central bureaucracy

Fuck it welcome back Roman Emperor Julian the Apostate

It must be almost boring to Putin, the way he’s able to play this oaf like a cheap fiddle

Dear god what an utterly gullible and halfwitted assessment

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.