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Took no more than 5 minutes from me putting on a DS9 channel to hear "Gold Pressed Latinum"

I think I spent more time playing Mario Kart 64 in Best Buy than I did at home or at friends

It demands to be played on a CRT wall

i wont be upset if i never hear Janet’s “When I Think of You” ever again

but that bass line feels very Jackson and very Sonic

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every time I draft a new room in Blue Prince, I hear the music from Nick Arcade when Mikey walks

also Mikey can’t go right

I'm a listens to Vangelis Tegos Tapes while watching Artemis II splashdown kind of guy

fry from futurama is making a funny face in this cartoon ALT: fry from futurama is making a funny face in this cartoon

My soul needs me to go to Chicago so I can stare at Seurat's painting while listening to Dream Academy

one of my favorite nickelodeon game show prizes isnt space camp. its not a boombox. not even a trip to universal florida while they film in universal florida

its british knights sneakers

i only ever saw them on nick

i was more of an LA gear kid

even though i was born in the late 80s, i would argue ive seen the 70s to the 50s

grand and great-grand parents with decor that was a snapshot to when they bought it

when 90s depicted lots of pastels, i was still seeing browns orange and yellows with wood grain. brown and mustard shag.

ohhhh the weekend just got goooood

filling the void of my missing mario 64 players choice and star wars ep 1 racer

remaining to acquire:
nfl blitz 2000
mario kart 64
smash bros
rush 2

and i will be whole again

I miss rainy days when I'm sad

It levels out the depressed feeling because the gloom matches the internal mood. Like a warm blanket of weather agreement.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

My case for why straws suck

ice floats

was able to identify a stereolab song by the first guitar strum and I feel so back

- come and play in the milky night

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when i catch myself blinking one eye slower or faster than the other eye

I don't care how artisan or flavorful your cheesesteak is

if the meat to roll ratio favors the roll, it's terrible

we must end the cheesesteak meat shrinkflation

it's gotta overflow and fall from the roll so I have to pick up greasy chunks with my greasy fingers

okay fine

im moving monty python’s holy grail back to the top

my only sin was having life of brian as my top

my favorite warnings for pharma commercials

“dont take ___ if youre allergic to it”

and

“side effects include death”

—

there was an asthma med i had that made me feel shorter of breath. its commercial said “asthma related fatalities have occurred” nope nope nopppppe

what is that? suffocation?

I saw "heat warning" in my taskbar and thought "oh fuck, my computer is cooking" and then remembered I live in Vegas and that's a weather alert.

I'm still mad about a teacher confiscating my goosebumps pencil hugger at the beginning of the school year and never giving it back.

Didn't send it home

No, "don't let me see this again"

Took it, never saw it again

I haven't made a locally hosted webapp for my own nonsense since 2009.

Oops, I'm having some fun coding again.

Made a tool to cleanup mp3 metadata, add album art. Then added a play button... Might not even open "Tunes" again

I'm making irish potatoes this weekend. it is decided.

ive had these Dube clubs for 25 years now

forever juggling

Lush - Desire Lines (Official Video) YouTube video by 4AD

If you can vibe out to Lush's "Desire Lines"

then we can be friends

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ccE...

i decide what movies to watch by watching old interviews from late night with conan o’brien

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I like to age myself as a millennial by saying I "remember the time"

Cy Curnin's walk in One Thing Leads to Another does not fit the pace of the song. It's off. It's just not right.

The hand dancin is fine

but the walk

Happy I saw Bowie live in Camden at the Tweeter Center

The ferry was fun but
I didn't want to be there
The drunk moms were not fun

glowsticks thrown at Moby

My level of millennial is

Waiting for a 3 digit code to pop up in the bottom corner of "the box" that meant Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" was coming on.

I haven't witnessed enough people pick a popular song for karaoke

then singing the Weird Al lyrics from memory

A still from Brad Neely's Professor Brothers from the webisode "Late Date". Frank is seated and exaggerating a pointed finger towards the Dean while saying "Good one, Dean"

"Feeling sad and need a boost of happiness" music blunt-like rotation

Madonna
Weird Al
B-52's
Eddie Murphy
Oingo Boingo

also I hate that I never blasted Amish Paradise while driving through Lancaster.

Good one...

Good one, me...

Late to the party: Neil Cicierega