sad giraffe

girl who is.lookin at the camera

sup

heelllyhh

My guinea pig Monty resting in one of my hands. Yeah she hangs over the ends a bit but I swear she's chill with it

Clearly I was meant to be trans cause if I had tiny cis girl hands I couldn't comfortably hold my g pig like this

felt cute might delete later

watching a wirtual video and he says "pixels of time" to describe very small amounts of time i think gamers r so fucking cute

is whole milk 0% or 100%

SORRY THE WHAT NOW TOLD THEM

A iMessage conversation: america iMessage Today 5:22 PM girl be careful for fascism i know how you get sometimes i'll be careful lol promise? Read 5:23 PM yeah :) Today 11:40 PM omgggg ur gonna hate meeeee

bluesky is a connect four app

oohh im awake

that's a fucked up joke to make im sry amber wtf fuck those bitches
YOU DO NOT DESERVE THAT

ohh muh gaaahhd

goose kill

heehee my neighbor has a cat she carries sometimes in a backpack n the backpack has a viewing orb u can look at n i think holes for hims to breathe and to pet yh i love cats they r so funny

omg it's a baby :3

the display name is so good too

yh maul has a major image problem, plus it makes sense cuz like he got cut in half dont salamanders get cut in half but still live or smthn u kno it could b workshopped

tbh i dont think this ones a tiger salamander i just saw it on google n thot it was a cute lil baby

darth maul mor liek darth awww wook at da wittle baby

sum kinda sillymander

im neva gonna nut PAAAANNNNTTTSS again

fetterman standing next to netanyahu looking hungery for a snack

why does not thr larger zionist simply eat the smaller zionidst

it actually wasn't a good picture *delete*

watching i saw the tv glow a seond time now

if the pic gets even 1 insincere like it would rly b nice it would be straight dopamine to the brain yall

does not qualify as an apology, awful

im sry u r gonna get dogpiled for a perfect take :(

A soccer ball, basketball and baseball say are angrily excluding an American football. The soccer ball says "get the hell outta here American Football... You're not even a sphere. American Football sits on the curb, dejected. Hockey puck enthusiastically comes up to him and says "don't worry football, we can be friends." Football says "sorry hockey puck, but I fucking hate you."