friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Living the school holidays the way I always thought I would (playing age of empires and chips challenge all afternoon)

Oh Jonathan Bailey what did they do to your beautiful face

Gaining like 200 followers since my last post that garnered 0 attention suggests that most of those followers are bots but….I Want To Believe

Thé 16yo we paid to help with our wedding was probably happy to get his money at the end of the night, but he was definitely ecstatic to receive the box of cup noodles I handed him the next day

Sorry I just can’t stand by and watch any more lives be ruined by Bee Movie, Jerry Seinfeld’s passion project

Hey I got that one last week!

No????

I actually think there’s too much emphasis on Coping Strategies when you’re overwhelmed and overstimulated and actually sometimes you just need to go lie down in a dark room and cry for like 10 minutes and then it doesn’t feel like the world is ending anymore. Just a thought!

Oh ok

Like what is the point of it??? Why would I need that????

I think phone selfie cameras have progressed too far….dont even get me started on auto-sharpen features. i almost had a breakdown about my facial hair and pores when i zoomed in on a photo I took just now that and then I remembered….nobody on earth is ever going to look at me with that much detail

I love watching people on the train walk up to the wrong door with total confidence and get absolutely humbled by the textured walls of the city loop

I am as you would expect being extremely normal about this

Smithsonian removes Trump from impeachment exhibit in American history museum A temporary placard, on display since 2021, described the president's historic impeachments. Officials said the exhibit was restored to an earlier version following a review of legacy content.

Under pressure from the White House, Smithsonian removes Trump from impeachment exhibit at the National Museum of American History

Our property manager pleaded guilty to defrauding Centrelink disaster relief payments when she worked there and now she gets to talk to us like WE’RE sub-human for her literal job

I contacted Who Gives A Crap almost 2 weeks ago asking them to clarify their stance on Gaza after they cancelled a brand deal with Lauren Dubois who is loudly pro-Palestine, under pressure and cries of “antisemitism” and I’ve heard nothing back

That makes a lot of sense, thank you!!!! God Amazon never even crossed my mind I’m glad I’ve managed to break that stranglehold

Am I dumb or does moving from Spotify to Apple Music just move my money from one evil corp to another? Even using Tidal is like cool I love to support billionaires???? Someone please tell me the least bad option because none of this fills me with hope

FOX NEWS banner: "Zohran the Destroyer"

I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will

#BREAKING 🚨 Brodie Palmer and Jack Brearley have been sentenced to life in prison for the murder of Indigenous schoolboy Cassius Turvey

Turvey, 15, was chased down and attacked with a metal pole while walking with friends after school in Perth in 2022

I can admit when I was wrong, and I was wrong about Lorde’s new music

Hello from 2001

Stop being mean to St Kilda it’s our first time playing

Flagsaints!

Renting is so disheartening, why am I crying about my former landlord selling the house I used to live in that we were kicked out of so he could sell

Let’s escape Aretuza with mama

I’ve lost my hairdressing scissors has anyone seen them?