Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Rare case where we're both right lol

Actually he's making podcasts about how Epstein is no big deal so that 45 minutes is vital

Know the work rules comic. Panel 1: Appropriate Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.” Panel 2: Inappropriate Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”

Good for her.

We'll all get called weirdo cranks for pointing out it is a mistake

James is 100% evil

Yeah well, we can’t have an inquiry into that because it’ll swiftly become apparent it was just Peter hooking Morgan up with undeclared millionaire bungs and Steve Reed drafting smeary dossiers on colleagues and passing them to Peter’s friends at the Times. And that’s just for starters, in 2018.

Spike Lee's drip goes crazy here.

Not crazy enough to make me forget the insane crypto shilling but pretty good nonetheless

The takus are fightingggggggg

I think about that email every single day. The absolute truth of it is like a knife in the guts.

Yesterday I said Gail’s ‘isn’t very nice’

The difference is red ross was at least effective

@devononearth.bsky.social flag cones 😞

Very "sub-prime mortgages make markets more perfect" energy

And this is with the all-channels hard sell

Must be an American thing. Old UK hospitals had payphones in corridors, newer ones do not because they are built around people having their own phones.

Why not a wheelbarrow

Ask the robot to do literally anything else.

This one doesn't even have hands ffs

Heist caper with second act horror pivot when it turns out the data centres are unmanned but very much defended

Vindaloose talk

Feels like the precedent has been set that Iran can blow up a girl's school and blame it on Lego

I'm old enough to remember the days when hospitals had banks of payphones all over the place. Those days are long gone.

You absolutely have to take your phone so that you can let family know where you are, ask people to send stuff if you're going to be there overnight or something, come on she sucks but let's be realistic and sensible about taking what we need and not running around like a headless chicken

Why is the cutaway to the guy interviewing him so funny. Brother get thee to a barber shop

an UnHerd article titled "Am I allowed to hate fatherhood? A cancelled dad speaks out" and subtitled "Before I had children, I was horrified by the prevalence of fathers who walk out on their families. Today, am no longer confused by the phenomenon."

what the fuck is this

This tweet: the article

The fun part is, she’s saying this to the crooked politician rapid defence force, who all know very well it’s true and cannot freely discuss it without incriminating themselves

Chef's kiss from the director cutting to a shot of keunssberg looking uncomfortable when Shaheen says "Tory boris Johnson style corruption" lmao