Also we have to explain every meme to the students, like they didn't know who Moo Deng was. I don't think kids these days have Internet.

Jon Hamm meme of him dancing in the blue lights.

SNL Sketch "Jon Hamm's John Ham" where actor Jon Hamm is advertising pork product John Ham

What they say is the Jon Hamm meme
vs
What I think of as the Jon Hamm meme

Celebrating national haiku day 3 days late in order to celebrate 4/20 on time

#standupcomedy #funny #jokes #haiku

It’s only forever… 🎶

I was so proud of washing 2 loads of laundry yesterday... and putting one of them away... and thinking I would do the other put away first thing his morning... and now it's dinner time... oh no.

This feels very Python.

So regarding #TopChef, I would like watch LSAT Chance Kitchen, in which aspiring lawyers argue before judges why their dishes are better than other people's. Nobody tastes anything, and everyone is confused. Sure, it's a typo, but that doesn't mean they're excused from bringing their best logic.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

You know the key to romancing Barrett is humor, but the key to understanding Barrett is knowing that he's a nerd philosopher. He's got an unparalleled understanding of the cosmos and a thirst to define the unknown. Would he shame me for shortcutting my learning or go into a two hour lecture?

Responses from all main constellation companions in Starfield in response to the player asking if they could copy their homework. Serpent Bless You #starfield

Companions are so helpful 😅 #Starfield
(from Jayden in our Starfield group 🥂)

Huh, I think this helped me get to the root of my misandry. Every bully I had during my formative years identified as male. Hmm....

Most of my day revolves around how long it takes my meds to kick in.

What I've felt, what I've known Never shined through in what I've shown Never free, never me So I dub thy skeets 'Forbidden' #Blueskymemes #Shitpost #memes

All my skeets, gone 😭

I can’t tell if it’s ai anymore. I had better odds identifying if it was cake or not.

An image of a Regional Emmy Nomination certificate signed by Rob Paulsen saying "Hellooooo Katie! You'll always be an Emmy winner in the Water Tower! Love Rob Paulsen "Yakko"

WOW! 🤩🥹

Back in 2024 I asked Rob Paulsen if he would do a "Nations of the World" forecast with me. He generously said yes and, well, just look at what happened next! ☺️

🧵1/4

At my age I'm not looking to share my age so readily with everyone in chat. How about we just tell which console we're gaming on, beverage of choice, and maybe a time zone? 😇

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you don't have someone on your team who is Good At Spreadsheets, it is imperative that you take up that mantle yourself

Sometimes the uncanny sixth finger is just a cigar.

NYT Connections puzzle featuring KPop Demon Hunter in the clues

Are guys who unironically love KPop Demon Hunters a new thing?

Even if it's just the marshmallow fluff, we're still holding it together! 👍

Look, I only watch it for the BTS news.

Me: Why do you never bring me poutine when I have a migraine?
@grumpcurmudgeon.bsky.social : Sweetheart, we're American, now do you want this biscuits and gravy or not.
Me: .... yes.

Geese on campus.

I've had to proofread and comment on code turned in to me from contract workers who used LLMs and did not review, compile, or test their code. 💛 You give me hope. I'm proud of you.

Look, GORDON, yeah, I know your REAL name, the one you used on OTHER SITES. Everybody knows you stole your cat recipes from Rachel Ray, and don't get me started on your 80s investment advice and how we should all buy your limited edition stocks from Radio Shack and Blockbuster. GO BACK TO MYSPACE.

My friend! This is beautiful! I'm a senior developer with absolutely no python experience but I'm mentoring junior developers in other languages. Seeing your functional and goal-achieving utility makes my heart smile.

Now imagining bringing my DJ to my Teams meetings. "Play my coworker diss track followed by the AOL closing door sound. We out!"

I'm so thrilled that A Link to the Past keeps showing up in my feed as it's being celebrated and loved by lots of people. I still hold all the emotions from the panic of falling in holes to the triumph of no longer being a swordless rabbit to the peace of the sweet music and safety of the village.

Every time the EPA is in the news, the entire episode of Cosmos scrolls in my brain, unskippable, explaining how corporations put deadly neurotoxin into the air and water and food and nearly destroyed our species if it were not for RIGOROUS science and swift federal action. I cannot stop this alone.

Wrote this this afternoon:

Tonight is Yom HaShoah
And I look at my toddler across the room
Who giggles as he bangs on a toy piano
And beams at me
With no idea what a genocide is
Thank God