I would have enjoyed a couple more commas

I’m mostly relieved that there was no bad news waiting for us when it all came back on. 12 hours dark plus my imagination? EEK

Trouble learning Portuguese? I have a solution

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Hotels! Don’t put your smoke alarms above the bed!
Did I sleep? NO, I did not.
Waaaaaah.

Mmmmmmm

I love a train journey

Up north for the proper weather

Driven to the beach by youngest, first time since she passed her driving test, got mad skies, juggled tangerines and played cards. Good Sunday.

Fixed it: “Virtude lives high up on his pedestal (a petrol powered pedestal; he likes the VROOM of gasoline over the hum of electric, so, pretends to charge it with an extension cord, don’t tell anyone that)”.

Nobody yet pointed out that it’s a plaster column, and has no wheels, but hey :)

Ta :)

Yeah… I know, *hangs head*

Thanks Susie… it’s SOOOOO cathartic drawing the little fuckers

The New Trolls and Other Internet Pests 2025 and they're still here

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I *think* I may be dreaming, but I seem to be watching a show where Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen is being hunted by Bear Grylls…

Thank you Daniel

Waking up this morning, I remembered what day it is.
“I will not be had, I will not be had”
Went to pilates at 8am.
Was had. BY TRUSTED PILATES INSTRUCTOR.
Bloody April fools day.

I wouldn’t mind so much if they put a subtitle underneath: “yes, we have invented the word Blates! Great innit?” instead of making out that it’s thing and has always been a thing.

A week off/on

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Ooh happy mid century! Hope they don’t do anything awful at the restaurant!

Calm down, Apple TV

Me!

I’ve met people like that… the worst

NOT RAINING. YET.

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