Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 20

This shit hurted

Not to be weird but I don't get why they sell floggers when they barely hit as hard as belts

all my friends are so good at what they do

Cut chicken breasts into cutlets, tenderize, marinate (kosher salt, black pepper, basil, oregano, paprika, crushed garlic) for an hour, put in pan with butter set to medium high heat, add butter and butter baste while they cook, remove from pan and plate.

All this shit is on The Internet it's not Actually Real the average cis "ally" thinks the AGP/HSTS shit is dumb like Get Over It

Dog who cares if a trans woman dates other trans women like go outside lol no one fucking cares

Brianna Wu shut the fuck up lmao

I've bought one record in the past 2 years and it was out of curiosity and also like $50 for 4 LPs is a pretty sweet deal.

Going back in time to stop myself from buying so many records in a year. Like yeah the White Stripes Elephant is an album that I have significant nostalgia for but honestly I should have just bought that shit on CD and called it a day.

i’m not being mean or anything like congrats to everyone but i met one of these women and how poor and ruined her life was after she freshly fled in her car. her nerves were shot.

she’s one of the people that made this possible, and she’s forgotten and unheard from

YES 🙏

Epic boobs.... Type "yes" to affirm 🙏

Tried scamming Sweetwater now they have a rep on the phone reading out my social security number

This Is What I Have To Deal With YouTube video by Eileen Lily-Victoria Hanson-Adams

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ2R...

"what do you expect them to do?" Fucking ANYTHING come on why the fuck do they get to go on vacation right now

"Wah people are so mean to us" boohoo try harder

Maybe if the devs on bluesky were good at their jobs people would bitch less but they can't even do a basic fucking job.

Sometimes I realize I'm 30 and remember that I was 8 during my dad's 30th birthday, I wonder what would happen if I had kids at this point, my mom had 4 by the time she was 27. I think that shit would break me.

He got really into conspiracy theories and talks about reptilians whenever he gets drunk around me, he instilled the idea that the government is always watching you. Considering my mom is schizoaffective and definitely passed that shit down to me I kinda got hit with a paranoia cocktail.

I used to think my dad was weird and uncool now i realize he used to be cool but decided raise children, which isn't necessarily a bad thing he just doesn't know how to find cool shit anymore. He also got weirdly racist with it around 2008, maybe it was the recession.....

work in progress

I hate when friends have a cool synth like damn why you have a microkorg and a modular synth. I wanna fuck around with them, can I hang out and play your cool synth?

had to open up x the everything app since no ones posting my fav