Someone on this bus several rows ahead just shouted back to me “What you eating?” and I said “Sausage roll!”, lifting up my Greggs bag with a polite smile.
What I *should* have said was “None of your fucking business!” with the same polite smile.
A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
everything is terrible so here’s mamdani and obama laughing and reading to kids to soothe your soul
i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”
It’s illustrative to recognise when the Guardian uses the word investment (straightforward handing over cash to the private sector) and when it uses spending (welfare, public sector wages)
Daredevil: Born Again, s2e5 … fucking hell, THAT is television!
finally a reason to live
Hope you’re feeling much better!
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SERIOUSLY
Why is Peter Crouch in EVERY fucking advert???
Boom! 💥
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Made me loudly gasp thrice. I sat down to read one or two issues…and nearly 90 minutes later came out of a binge-reading trance.
Definitely 15+, perhaps 18+ for readers with aversions to certain levels of peril and violent aftermaths.
But a beautiful book. Get it get it get it.
Another story shoutout - The Tin Can Society ( @imagecomics.com )
Astonishing work from cover to cover. Flows like a prestige TV miniseries. An incredible murder mystery set in a superhero sandbox. Flavours of Stand By Me and Watchmen. Wonderful characters, gorgeous artwork on all fronts.
The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.
A suspected nonce is about to end the world to distract us all from the paperwork that proves he’s genuinely a nonce.
I hate this timeline.
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This summer - a hot night of non-stop electropop, with TV's Hacker T. Dog hosting! The Cuban Boys will play their hit (and all the other John Peel faves), the Pound Shop Boys will do Fireman Sam (and some surprises), and we'll top off this cabaret of carnage.
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No, thank YOU!
Saw this show in Manchester last night and it was the most wholesome waddle through whimsy one could ask for. Clever and expertly-constructed stand-up…but best of all, just plain daft.
Witness this man! Witness him!!!
A pregnant pause should be when it takes you 9 months to answer.
Jenny Agutter as a nurse
Your friend gets hurt in an attack on the moors and you find out his nurse is American Werewolf-era Jenny Agutter, who reads to him and takes him home.
After he recovers, how badly are you willing to injure yourself to be admitted to that same hospital and have Jenny take care of you?
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making
It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.
Dipping a toe in the HP discourse here: if you can’t, as an adult, give up Harry Potter, you’re pathetic. You’re a whiny baby who can’t survive without their nostalgia binky. You stink, and you should feel bad about it
If the biggest entertainment company on Earth thinks an AI slop chop shop is so undeniable that they drop their slam dunk copyright lawsuit to invest a billion bucks instead, and months later it goes bankrupt, maybe eeeevery company falling over themselves to invest in this crap is wrong? (they are)
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP 602 ReTruths 1.81k Likes 3/21/26, 12:26 J
Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.
Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.
I wish everyone involved in SNL UK the best of luck and I hope that it strikes a chord with audiences…yet I can’t see this changing the game for anything but the worse.
TV sketch comedy is a dying art and making a UK version of arguably the most ‘more miss than hit’ live sketch show in existence ain’t gonna do the genre any favours.
