This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life
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oh! they got this all screwed up!
6 pen, ink and pastel drawings by HappyToast
6 new one of a kind drawings up on Ebay including my Batman beating up billionaires one www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version.
This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang.
The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines.
#mario #lego #racing #fun
This is so well done. 👌
I’m still subscribed to the Fesshole podcast, just in case
The issue is money. If you want the podcast back (we loved doing it) we need a sponsor to pay the costs (our time + an editor). If you're a brand who would want to sponsor a season of it get in touch via robmanuel @ gmail dot com
You know that thing you or someone you know likes? I've probably drawn a picture of it. Why not buy a shiny copy to cheer yourself or that person up when you or they look at it. Great idea. www.happytoast.co.uk
Glen Baxter has died. His drawings of cowboy art critics and wimples were an absurdist joy. RIP
Matt is much better at his job than any ai and requires substantially less cooling.
I should probably do something. Anyone buying a print today from HappyToast.co.uk will get a limited edition "20 years of Toast" print.
The idea for this video has been in my head for many years. Not quite sure what that says about me, but Tom Adams DFS Supercut, I set you free...
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Wonderful!
Exclusive photo of Trump on the phone to "Iran".
Sign up to my patreon.com/happytoast, buy my prints happytoast.co.uk give me a reason to go on with this nonsense in the face of ai art theft and planet burning superiority. Sorry to ask but I'm depressed as fuck right now even after an hour of Paddington gif work.
We should be making so many comedy shows that it doesn’t matter whether you think SNL UK is any good or not, cos there’d be another sketch show you do like.
Like we do detective shows.
Why has Reuters gone after unmasking Banksy? It was clearly part of his art to have a murky identity. It’s like running an investigation to prove Emu isn’t a real emu, and it’s all Rod Hull’s meaty fist.
I will keep pitching narrative comedy shows because I love them so so much and when they work it’s just electric.
But wanted to share some feedback I received on one such pitch. It’s tough to keep developing ideas for narrative comedy shows when this is what you hear.
Native British Animals you say?
Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)
One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
Brilliant
NEW 90s INDIE POP QUIZ
Britpop Now or Then?
www.monkeon.co.uk/britpop-now-...
A dead-or-alive game using Wikipedia data, giving you an overview of the current state of 90s indie in quiz form.
Diagram of the animation career path, illustrated with a winding road on which Cyriak joyfully skips as he navigates his creative journey. Places of note along this circuitous route include "detour via job centre", "boring office job" and "making loads of weird videos". The journey ends with Cyriak striding purposefully into the future, though his hair takes a different path
Diagram of "The Process Rainbow", dividing the creative process into a spectrum of "making it up as i go along". The spectrum ranges from "no idea what I'm doing" (red), to "kind of know what i'm doing" (yellow), to "totally know what i'm doing" (blue). These categories are ordered along a vertical axis according to their "messing about level", from "not much" (blue) to "loads" (red). The horizontal axis measures "weirdness level" with blue being "normal-ish" and red being "crazy shit"
Did a talk recently and thought I should share a couple of slides from my presentation that perhaps warrant further study.
everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope
Sir Oink-A-Lot just 547 votes short of the Tory vote, great result for the Monster Raving Loony Party
We never sampled John's Not Mad. I vaguely remember the thing you mean, but can't remember who did it
Absolutely this. Some people appear to believe Tourette’s is akin to being drunkenly outspoken & that the person is “just saying what they really think”. It is nothing remotely like that.