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“ @splatfufu.sunsetsurge.ink is casting”

It isn’t about getting the full picture, it’s about having something to work on that isn’t overwhelming or “paralysis by analysis.” Focusing on one small detail at a time is commonly used in physical sports and other esports and is generally found to have far better effects than an executive summary

I completely agree and this is what I tried to emphasize when I did splatoon coaching but everyone just wanted the first option and so I eventually just stopped coaching lol. I truly think most splatoon coaching is almost worthless the way it’s done now

yeah sorry that I haven’t talked to you recently I had a dream where you fucking hated me lol

feet pics

I can’t lie y’all I want to be optimistic but raiders looks kinda shit. Hope I’m proven wrong but the trailer didn’t inspire much for me

going to a lan gives you illnesses you didn’t even know exist

oh heyyy what’s up

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Yeah I’ve noticed that commentators seem afraid to say that one team or player may have made a mistake which is not common practice in any other esport. I get that they don’t want to be mean in a game with no prize money but it does end up diluting the product

It’s a weird feeling when someone you barely interact with blocks you but it’s a much weirder feeling when someone who’s had you blocked *un*blocks you. Like I was curious why someone blocked me but I’m REALLY curious what I possibly could have tweeted to convince them to unblock me

my timeline is all ❗️Rate Limit Exceeded

fuck it let me play aggro

This is a great synopsis of competitive Splatoon theory x.com/terrencehowa...

Fuck I just wish my mom was here I saw an Instagram where a guy was giving out $20 if people called their moms and told them that they loved them and I just wish I could do that again I’m just dying over here idk

thought I was friends with someone and they have me blocked and dislike me mannnnn I feel like I’m 15 again 🙃

Am I crazy or is the Internet Archive just always down now?

Mussolini and Bbno$

this is so much worse than I thought it would be how do you look at this and go “yeah that looks good”

I can’t believe people do this shit for free man

Don’t 👏 say 👏 you’re 👏 from 👏 the 👏 motor 👏 city 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren’t 👏 from 👏 the 👏 circle 👏

yeah I’m just a short drive away!!

me in 2023: splatoon TOs consistently make bad decisions and would be best replaced by a new crop of understudies. LUTI and Splat Safety are rife with corruption

me in 2026: splatoon TOs are braver than the troops

I think I’ve said this on twt but I def couldn’t put up with all the shit, I’d just fuck off and be done with it. Completely unacceptable when y’all aren’t Blast or ESL, y’all aren’t getting paid, y’all put in a shit ton of effort for people to barely even engage with the product then complain

hitzel’s beard is incredible

yeah I need my twitter feed to stay like this permanently

@ancientwings.bsky.social hey look at that third place team haha isn’t that funny and weird that you play bow and I play v96 wow that is weird we should do a pickup sometime