Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by SwearyMess

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

5 days ago 1962 755 11 5

Steve Reed really is a TERRIBLE arsehole isn't he?

1 day ago 1 1 0 0
A person sits under trees in the woods, cooking something in a pot over a fire.

A person sits under trees in the woods, cooking something in a pot over a fire.

Jay Chester, 45, has spent their entire life trying to do the right thing, but has discovered the hard way that this is basically impossible because capitalism.

Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/autist...

2 days ago 185 45 2 2

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie says that liberal men aren’t attractive and it’s like sorry, not all of us can look like your husband, the embodiment of a gigantic Nazi buttplug

1 day ago 94 17 6 1
An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

Oh I absolutely would

1 day ago 1324 111 46 21
The album cover of Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie. A buttery yellow background with a corvid on the right hand side facing the centre, tangled in red twine. 
The band name and album name are in a black Roman type font at the top in either corner.

The album cover of Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie. A buttery yellow background with a corvid on the right hand side facing the centre, tangled in red twine. The band name and album name are in a black Roman type font at the top in either corner.

Sometimes you just need an unexpected car journey with a friend singing The Sound of Settling as loud as you can.

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

and to be clear, trees are worth a fucking lot

3 days ago 467 4 3 1
Advertisement

I just learned about TREE LAW.
Brilliant. More of this please.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

Listened to the crossover episode this morning!

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

PETER…. MICHAEL….
I have consumed every episode (including Patreon) of @ifbookspod.bsky.social as well as @yourewrongabout.bsky.social and @maintenancephase.bsky.social
Love them ALL.

3 days ago 2 0 1 0
Screenshot 
Lucavi @lucavi_ftw
good news everyone
SPACE
com
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

1 week ago 3838 1156 16 114

One of my all time favourite lyrics ♥️

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

I love Mamdani but didn’t we all rip the piss out of Eric Adams a couple of years ago for unveiling the astonishing concept of “bins”?

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

"some NYC sidewalks are quite narrow"

laughing in London

3 days ago 12 1 1 0
Advertisement

in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT

3 days ago 427 95 24 9

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

3 days ago 7926 2294 86 33

I love a silly hashtag. There should be more silly hashtags.
#ImFineWithBeansButYouDoYou

3 days ago 0 0 0 0
3 days ago 1457 369 6 6

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”

Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”

which Nine Inch Nails song is this

5 days ago 1147 424 21 57

And yet somehow we don't have a national discussion about which spaces police officers are allowed into.

4 days ago 5 1 0 0

Yup! Alana Haim steals the show imo.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
Advertisement

There are few greater betrayals then that experienced by a Brit raised on American 80s pop culture finally discovering what Hersheys actually tastes like.

6 days ago 155 33 21 8

woman who looked at Dom Lucre child sexual abuse videos and Nazi salutes all day

5 days ago 160 23 3 0

Property taxes are the scariest thing she’s seen

5 days ago 312 67 9 2

One of these days, the wealthy might understand that 'we're going to destroy the economy for funsies and we're going to openly be colossal perverts about it throughout' just isn't going to win over the hearts and minds of us terrible serfs. But not this day.

5 days ago 25 4 0 0

My dad would let me stay up late to watch Hammer Horror films one time made me stay up all night to watch Twin Peaks when I was about 10 or 11, and even with these caveats, the answer will always be Watership Down

6 days ago 50 1 12 0

Again, forever and always.
Fuck Dave Chappelle.

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

“i asked chatGPT”

well i asked my shoe

6 days ago 539 94 13 6
Advertisement