I made the Girl Who Stinks Good. Remember her

Bibbidi O'Toole
(now in widescreen for your viewing pleasure)

nerdy ghast

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is FRENCH FRIES

following feed page wasn't loading for a min and i thought the admins were pulling an april fool

I am here for feminist sex

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

bsky ui indicating 1 repost

bsky ui "reposted by" page, for the 1 alleged repost. There are actually no reposts.

Is this what a private quote reskeet looks like or something? Or is this software gore resulting from the devs here telling claude to write the code for them and not checking the work, like i think it is?

and yeah it's a matter of when, not if. that is, provided we don't see political upheaval that rewires our economic systems to not demand infinite growth for shareholders, anytime soon. no site is too sacred to avoid getting sacked and consumed for every red cent possible. i give bsky until 2032

once tumblr and bluesky become unusable, i'm just not going to use social media. i'm done migrating to higher ground. social media was a failed experiment

It was the best of times, it was the ocarina of times

how it feels every time i check the news

Miku

Billion dollar idea: "Steven Universe Land" it's a theme park with no rides and everything sucks.

i saw the beach outfits and it rewired my brain

#falin #falintouden #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon #fanart #anime #artistsonbsky

trust me you dont want this

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto. Miku is taking a selfie with the caption "finally convinced her to go to the gym! 💪" while Teto is barely able to bench press, as the weights fall on her

💪

the kid who pulled up with a ben franklin fake ID should get a free drink for it when they turn 21

Until MD implements reparations for slavery, I find this flag accurate. Editing out the red & white portions now may come across as whitewashing MD's brutal history, instead of making it right. Would also be unpopular with the citizens. Lets see what MD does w/ SB0587 commission's recs in 2027 first

Alphabetical keyboard

"Would you love me if I was a worm?" : Derivative. Solved. Impossible.

"Would you love me if I have actually always been typing on an alphabetical keyboard for everything?" : Frightening. Untraveled ground. Psychopathic and realistic.

Leslie is dressed up and sitting in the middle of a job interview. Brianne is also standing in the room. INTERVIEWER: Thanks for coming in for this interview, Ms. Muto, but, uh… typically we only meet with one candidate at a time. BRIANNE: Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here to chill… Brianne spots a tape dispenser on the interviewer’s desk and approaches it. BRIANNE: Hey, is that tape? I’ve really been “getting into” tape recently. INTERVIEWER: What does that even mean? LESLIE: It means she’s been getting into tape. It’s pretty fucking straight-forward!