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Posts by America’s Next Top MILF

Tropical Smoothie is so much better than it was when I worked there in 2015/2016. 😋 This damn hummus veggie wrap has healed me. And the acai bowl is tooooo good.🔥

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Hey pookie♥️

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Shout out to every kid who was praised for being "mature" or an "old soul" growing up-- & who didn't have anyone in their life stop to wonder if maybe kids NEED space to be kids. To make mistakes, to make messes, to not have to placate or regulate the adults around them.

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Such a hard working woman, I am!

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There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.

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"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"

Jonathan Foster, on journalism

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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

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ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.

If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

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I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

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Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.

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I was so irritated lol.

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Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.

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The mint chocolate ones are my favorite. If I could get a 5 pack I’d be ecstatic.

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I love these!

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Super valid icks.

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Fire station is right next to my kid’s bus stop. One of the firefighters was eyeing me trying to get my attention and I didn’t want to be bothered. I kept my head down, headphones in, walking with my kid. He came up and asked my kid if he wanted to get on the truck. Had me out there for 25 mins.

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This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.

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Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.

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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers

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Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.

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At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.

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We still can impeach him….

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I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️

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democracy, you in danger girl!

democracy, you in danger girl!

eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks added

eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks added

a couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not america

a couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not america

a colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters

a colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters

thread of photographs i took at my local protest (6-9)

creative protest signs edition

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Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌

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👏🏽👏🏽

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That’s beautiful! I love being a mom and I think I’m fantastic at it. But if I were to do it again, I would want to be more settled and financially stable.

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Can’t see the upside rn with this economy or the Trump administration. Glad I have time to wait until things change or I settle outside the country. I want a little girl so bad, but I refuse to bring her into the world with everything being so ghetto rn.

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