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Posts by theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲

you’re too kind

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my influence……. ♥️

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Reporter: How is it taking care of the Iranian people if you are bombing them?

Trump: The Iranian people—when they don't hear bombs go off, they are upset. They want to hear bombs

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angel on earth ♥️✨🥹 but still an angel if you don’t buy one that’s fine too

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oh wow what?? no that’s not weird at all that’s so awesome. ♥️♥️♥️ thanks so much again!!! I’m not on bsky much, but if you enjoy my posts on twitter you’ll enjoy following my friend perfect angel here :) she is my parallel

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what’s your twitter @

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you’re too kind to me bby 🥹💖😭

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I deserve this. my blessing and my curse

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You literallyyy have no idea what’s coming !!

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oh nice!! Thanks very much. well we’re friends now 🥰✨

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are you my friend?

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thank you so much for the incredible hat content @theoluminati.bsky.social I'm absolutely libbing out in my new lib hat

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sultry grandniece 👁️‍🗨️▲
@theoluminati
god I wish I wasn't so attached to my twitter name because 'sultry grandniece' is calling to me like the green goblin mask
11:02 PM · Apr 4, 2026
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sultry grandniece 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati god I wish I wasn't so attached to my twitter name because 'sultry grandniece' is calling to me like the green goblin mask 11:02 PM · Apr 4, 2026 · 2,528 Views https://x.com/theoluminati/status/2040626007032397881

let @theoluminati.bsky.social cook

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mother christ got cunted boots on the third slay, which we now celebrate as yeaster songay

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girl

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You can also get a magnet for your car that tells people Good Political Opinions

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The smell is called ‘comfort spice’ :)

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one minute horror movie

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Hiiiii who else wants to look this cute ♥️♥️♥️🥰 YOU CAN. MAYBE. IF YOU GO TO
theoluminati.etsy.com

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Looks gorgeous babe 🥰🙂‍↕️♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😍😍 MY FIRST MODELLLL 🎉🎉🥳🥳♥️♥️♥️

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a woman wearing a graphic tee that says "when they go low, we go lower" with a black unicorn standing in red roses

a woman wearing a graphic tee that says "when they go low, we go lower" with a black unicorn standing in red roses

does this shirt make my tits look fat?

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my best friend in the whole wide world, @theoluminati.bsky.social is launching an etsy streetwear store btw and you should check it out: www.etsy.com/shop/TheoLum...

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Okay wow……YES 🔥🔥🔥

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Okay it’s not but it really should be wow thank you ♥️♥️♥️🥰🥰

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way better than Collins tbh. It’s different to me bc in PA we could’ve had a real progressive, in Maine we’ve been trying to take Collins down for decades and at this point I’ll eat whatever slop I can get instead of her and like it

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Sorry to all but I’ll probably start magically suddenly really liking him the second he wins the primary

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So funny how much leftists on here hate Graham Platner while he is the god of twitter leftists, first really notable rift I’ve seen

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on a semi-fortnightly basis, theo luminati and i cross paths to exchange one (1) unit of inscrutable post-ironic pedantry. following Standard Operating Procedures, i then retire to my fortress of accounting studies until the next lumination

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Not often but once in a blue moon!

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thrilled and honored to announce that I will not

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