I can’t stop. This game is too good 😂

You know it’s true love when he lets you stay in the car at the grocery store because you’re disheveled and sick 🤧

Passholder preview for a new coaster! 😁🎢
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Big yikes.
In fact, it’s the biggest yikes I’ve yiked in a while.

Big sleepy vibes today

YES!!

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I hate that feeling when you have a full story perfectly laid out in your head, and then the second you start typing, your brain just shuts off.

Give it a shot! Deadstream is also a good one if you want a little comedy with it too.

Have you seen The Houses October Built?

Wah.

Even though we’re freezing our asses off, we were the first customers of the season at our local ice cream window 😅

I just found these ciders last night. Good timing. Haha

You just unlocked a deep, repressed memory in me

This Week On The Charts 4/2/1977: ‘Rumours’ by #FleetwoodMac began the first of 31 non-consecutive weeks on top of the Billboard Album Chart. Rumours has been certified Platinum 27 times & is one of the biggest selling albums of all time, over 40 million copies sold worldwide. #RockHonorRoll

Doing okay, thanks! Just 15 minutes of me freaking out and blindly trying to flush my eyes with saline while my partner finished dinner. lol

It’s also a glasses day for me, because I stupidly took my contacts out after cutting peppers for dinner last night and practically maced myself 😬

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Today’s classwork music is chill Kingdom Hearts tracks.
My students are so lucky 😂

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There are so many students dressed like me for Dress Like a Teacher Day, which is such an honor, but lowkey hilarious because many of the hardcore Republican parents in this town are pretty anti-LGBTQ+.

If only they knew… 😂

Happy Hump Day, tiny people who live in my phone

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Finished the main story line of Pokopia last week and now I have far too many plans for developing my Palette Town.
I’m having flashbacks of how seriously I took Animal Crossing 😂

Luck of the Irish as background noise while we play Pokemon. What year is it? 😂

Stay away from me, I’m Irish ☘️

'Sinners' wins Best Original Screenplay at the #Oscars

Ryan Coogler's first-ever win

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Hi 👋
I’m alive.

Recovery day after surviving 3 Christmases 🫠

I hope Santa spoiled everyone yesterday!
🎅🏻🎁🎄

I bet the person who got you that is super awesome and extremely handsome.

Ugly Sweater Day for my last day of work before Christmas break!
The amount of caffeine running through my body is concerning.