Why are 4/6 of the men doing the crotch cover?

Oh, look, someone who knows zip about Arizona politics.

A Chinese android just ran a half-marathon faster than any human ever | CNN They were trailing behind their human rivals a year ago. But on Sunday, an android outpaced the entire field to run a half-marathon faster than even the quickest human.

In other news, my car can get from Los Angeles to San Francisco faster than I can walking.

This isn't news. It's pointless.

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And why is "hard worker" considered a virtue rather than a synonym for "good little slave"?

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

WTF is that? Shoe leather and the cow pie it stepped in?
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1+3 and 2+2 might not be the same thing, but they end up in the same place.

"I assumed." ⬅️ There's the whole thing right there.

Thiel wants his boy JD in the White House as long as possible. They won't do anything to Trump that'd mean JD was serving more than 2 years of Trump's remaining term because the 22nd would then limit JD to 1 more term. They'll wait till after 1/20/27 before invoking 25th (or trying anything else).

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

But even "real" castles are made by "regular people." What a bizarre take. Does he think such things spontaneously appear from nowhere?

The people who voted to punish Democrats in 2024 are now upset that the punishment is working.

They wanted to strip Democrats of power and are surprised that the Democrats are acting powerless.

Disgusting. This dude makes shameless opportunists blush.

Wow. 🤯

"When deterrence fails, aggression follows."

"Vladimir, stop!" 🙄 Said it all.

I've seen these types my whole life. Empty threats with nothing to back them up.

Those people are as insane as MAGA, just in a different way.

This was a good and necessary law, but we need a constitutional amendment stating that withdrawal from or abrogation of _any_ ratified treaty requires the advice & consent of the Senate in the same terms as ratification.

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Good Lord, barely after midnight and the pathetically obvious April Fool's jokes are already filling my inbox like it's attached to a clogged septic tank.

Only to illiterates like you.

They could have just not unjustly and maliciously attacked.

Because they posted their names and stories themselves. Completely legit to repost. That they did it while unjustly and maliciously attacking and smearing makes it doubly legit.

From what I've seen on social media, there are also many who read but are so lacking in comprehension skills that they misunderstand anyway.

Apparently it's premiering at the Florida Film Festival in a couple weeks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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His mama should've told him the truth about why everyone was calling him "special."

Fascism is dependent on the elevation of mediocrity.

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But… But… Iran was obliterated. It doesn't exist anymore.