A large can--resembling a tuna can--that reads "I'm Alive, Seaman of the Sea"

A large can resembling a tuna can that says "Sea in Water" with the image of a grimacing man-fish creature

The white, round container opened to reveal paper confetti and a plastic bag filled with sour gummy worms

Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

This one may be a bit too inside (fighting) baseball for most

If the company that shipped Skull & Bones is telling you that they canceled a game for quality reasons, it's easy to assume that that game must've been pretty fucking bad.

scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️

I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Gwynt Y Ddraig being available in Finland is the one thing that has made me feel vaguely patriotic in many a year

I painted ur dog

Someone port PSO to the Switch.

There have been some neat Assassin's Creed games over the years, but I definitely stopped caring about them in any kind of deeper way as soon as they wrote Desmond Miles out of the franchise. They were onto something and then they just sorta tossed it all in the trash.

An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.

A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

me, controlling DK underground

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

Hideo Kojima tweet. A photo of two big sausages on a plate and the text: ‘Sausage after the rain.’

All those moments will be lost in time like

holy shit it's real

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves