Pale, dewy-faced salamander person

I WILL FOLLOW HIM INTO HELL BUT CANT AFFORD TO FOLLOW HIM TO PELOTON

I shall. Good luck with whatever!!! Xoxo

🗣️🗣️🗣️ HEATED RIVALRY GOT NOMINATED FOR A PEABODY AWARD

Omg you guys. I googled my pen name because I'm resurrecting it and I found this from 6 years ago I'm weeping. Sorry I missed you all those years ago.

Followed closely by my moms eulogy. Which was fucking banger but the HR fan fic is better. Idk this resume is hilarious.

But my top 3 greatest works are:
- can't lose, self published, kindle store
- a piece of heated rivalry fan fiction
- an amazing piece that was supposed to be the start of a larger story but then nothing was as good as that opening section so that's all it is now. I guess it's called Wyatt

It's a huge problem (that I do not ever want to ever go away)

Idk thinking of myself as a writer is hilarious. When I am moved to write, it's good. Occasionally great. But I definitely can't make myself and have no ideas until I have a GREAT IDEA. which happens like once a decade with fiction apparently.

Also because I'm trying to gauge how insular the fandom is - did everyone else see the 5 minute long verizon ad directed by Nia dacosta and starring Connor Storrie yesterday? Was that everywhere? (It's real, not word salad!)

I am so sorry 🖤 thinking of you and your family

Friendship bracelets: 1410/1221, WYCTMCTS, hollanov, Hudson.

Full disclosure: the person I am now. All obtained through different means, none created by myself. ::rattles the cage:: LET ME OUT (jk, don't)

I'm glad to see you too!!!!

I guess im telling you all this because my personality feels fractured and I'm trying to put myself back together

Like snapshot of me: the other day I posted something so raunchy on threads about a REAL PERSON that I immediately archived it. I am NEVER horny on main. But I'm different now I guess.

I keep telling people I joined a fandom as if I voluntarily signed up for this. No! I had no choice.

Miss you fools. Life is weird for me right now. Good news: I spent the last 5 days ravenously writing for the first time in like 7 years. Bad news: it is my first fan fic and I have turned feral.

If you are an HR fan (and mutual) and would be interested in reading it, let me know. It's good.

Today's ominous work email subject line: Drone Cleaning Scheduled for Next Week.

They are using drones to clean our office windows.

Well...it's a very fun procedural (esp the first season, per my post) but I can't wait to dive into this comment at our next hang because I do not have the time or space to go into this here.

That's not quite it but yes. It suddenly seems really really cheesy, almost like a parody of a procedural. Now the others seem to be pulling off Morgan observations and it feels really forced and it happened REALLY fast.

Bryndin, now it's Mormon. (I thought this name and had to type it, yes you're totally right)

Brendon, sorry!! Gah!

Millennials are having a hard enough time right now without losing all our TV friends. Between James Van der Beek and Nicholas Brendan our verbose dorks are in DANGER. please protect Adam Brody at all costs.

Did High Potential get really...bad? Something has felt extremely off this season, especially this back half.

We used to have culture!!!

Someone on threads listed dawes as one of their top 3 favorite bands. ::drags cigarette:: that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I can still hear that sweet laurel canyon sound.

Sorry I'm never gonna be normal again. The old Amanda can't come to the phone. Why? Cuz she's dead.

Jfc that in memorium fucked me UP

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DID THAT LIVE IM LAUGHING AND CRYING

What a way to start the night. Horror!! Let's do all popular horror tonight!!Oscars so....scary???