oh, c’mon, it’d be ironic! no way she’d think i’m calling her fat, anyway. she’s shredded. like, hella toned… and stuff…

( girl )

well, i think she’d appreciate the gesture. she’s real cute. if i deliver it while she’s at work, it’d be even better… and a bit embarrassing, heh.

( she scratches the back of her neck. )

guess i could give her donuts too.

mmmnnnng… hmm..,,

… 💧

that’s way too kinky. not my style. maybe i could get flowers somewhere else… don’t fancy going all the way to midgard for them again.

or like, holo-flowers, heh.

( completely fucked up in bed ) mmyeah. yup

????? HOLY SHIT TENNA WATCH OUT

fascinating

what? no, i’m— i’m not talking about zhu. ha, imagine her selling flo…

( imagining zhu in aerith’s outfit. promptly having to wipe some blood from her nose. )

no. she was the one selling them.

you know, somehow, that echo flower’s not dead. had that thing for almost like a year…

bah. it really wasn’t all that. and the flowers were great, i’ll have you know. they died in like. only two weeks.

that’s boring. it’s like a cheat. no skill in that…

NO. well, i mean. she was just cute.

you couldn’t trim the holo-bonsai anyway so that thing sucked.

a sellout?? i’m not a sellout… i sold the bonsai for, uh… y’know. Flowers.

joker.

terraria ass name

i have /plenty/ of decorations, you know. like… the holo— oh, wait, i sold that.

um. like the… kotatsu. that counts.

( VNC )

No No it’s very non canWha

( VNC )

THATS MY GHOST WIFE

HOLY FUUUUUCKKKK

joker.

of my sweetest dearest baby?

i don’t need two gay ghosts on my shoulder man

Who even are you

O kay.

what

it's morgan monday. i made mapo tofu recently... #otdevil

keep this guy in there ❤️