“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time

Get that info in their charts early on. Smart haha

ADF, ACLU ‘Strange Bedfellows’ in High Court Free Speech Case The Alliance Defending Freedom and the ACLU, frequently at odds, have joined together in urging the Supreme Court to allow pre-enforcement review of state subpoenas that may chill speech.

The Supreme Court is hearing a case today about New Jersey’s subpoenas seeking sensitive donor information from a nonprofit running crisis pregnancy centers.

We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.

Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet

Royalty Free

I volunteer my nonsense as tribute. Let me know if any of it is actually funny to anyone out there 😂

a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it Alt: a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it (this is boring alt text) It’s a little blobby green frog doing little summersaults He rolls forward off his little lily pad, bonks his little head into the water a bit and completes the roll forward onto a new lily pad that spawns in It’s an ombré of medium to light blues and the lily pad makes a little bloop of a splash when the froggo lands on his new lily pad💚🐸

I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions

This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers

I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️

This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite

Happy Sexurday😛

“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time

If you’re reading this you need to unclench your jaw and stretch your neck out

You’re welcome🫡

¿Cómo se dice “fuck that shit up” en español?

Make sure everyone remembers to courtesy flush this holiday season. Especially if there’s a whole gaggle using the same bathroom. You’re welcome❤️

Meijer closes at 2 pm I think

¿Alguien hablan conmigo? Yo aprendo español y necesito más práctica

Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI

Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes

Spiritually Friday

SALT

Song of the day

open.spotify.com/track/0oXie8...

Guys stop breaking the lily pads. I’m trying to jump around!

Translucency Bias

Minimizing everything in my medical chart that seems concentration campable.

Leafing through the lunch meat on my sandwich like a Rolodex to ensure there’s no cheese for real this time

squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .

La ba di di la ba bi di ba

a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them . ALT: a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .

More like thankless giving

Am I right fellas?

🦃🦃🦃

Mirror Bacteria Could Destroy All Life As We Know It YouTube video by SciShow

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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

*me clicking on a video that’s going to teach me something I very much do not want to learn

lilsimsie Schedule - Twitch Check out lilsimsie stream schedule, and set reminders so you don’t miss out!

If you want to watch some cozy cottage core gaming and also do some good, @lilsimsie.bsky.social is doing charity lives streams every night at 4 PM ET to raise some money for Feeding America. Check out their livestreams!

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Everyone’s just too horny

We could frolic over hills made bread

Sit beside the pond of warm butter

And have a picnic instead

imdb is short for im down bad

La vie en rose - Single Version

Song of the day (for crafting with my grandma and my sister🥰)

open.spotify.com/track/0zDVcl...

queer/autistic kin and dino fans, check it out! 🦖 🦕 🌈