Hey, which is a better/funnier name for a band?

"Waifu" or "Cloaca"

Can you even call yourself a writer unless you've written while soaking in a bath and sipping on a bourbon?

It had to be done.

Billy Joel listed 59 people in his single "we didnt start the fire." after Brigitte Bardot's Death, Only 3 Remain Alive.

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

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Nobody:

Me: So if Toho ever gave me the rights, this would be the #design for my version of #Godzilla.

#fanart #redesign #creaturedesign #digitalart

Disclosure Day | Official Teaser YouTube video by Universal Pictures

We're back, baby!!!

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Go, Go, Godzilla

Priano Cavatappi was an inside job

@timothypmurphy.bsky.social

Please tell me you own one of these

Take a wild guess who works remotely

THE GOONIES

You just earned yourself a new follower with this post.

I was today years old when I learned it's "haphazardly" and not "half-hazardly." Welp, that's nearly four decades of me looking like an idiot.

Welp, there you have it. I gone and done the most "Ryan" thing ever.

#Godzilla #Cats #Zine

Also, never forget your spite.

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Today is a good day.

I am pro T-Rex eating pedophiles.

Also, your daily reminder that trump has fucked kids.

It better be a MAGICAL liopleutodon

Hey, BlueSky, you need to increase your character limit, so I can share the exact same Christmas Carol passage I posted on all my other socials in celebration of Godzilla Day.

#Godzilla #GodzillaDay2025

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I'll never say which #Godzilla figures I like...but there will be clues...

Be honest - you can't unsee it either.

I can't imagine it being fake due to the fact that he totally wrote it.

There might be a debate about whether or not you can feel "wet"...but there's no debate here.

*Bombastic Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

Ya' had one job.

#godzilla #bootlegs #toys #collecting

Yeah, that's always the gamble with online Godzilla content