My response to the UHC CEO being shot was “Do the Ticketmaster guy next”

The Free Speech app wasn’t feeling that

Rest day

Another week, let’s get it

How Kendrick was while making "tv off"

He’s so chatty

I try thinking about any and everything else but the only thing my mind can focus on is how much I cannot wait to stop running

Running sucks so much ass idk how yall do it lmaooo

Next week I’m shooting for a mile and a half

For now, I’m tryna run a full mile 3-5 times a week and slowly work my way up

a cartoon character says let 's go in a desert scene ALT: a cartoon character says let 's go in a desert scene

Ran my first uninterrupted mile since my knee injury

Let’s GOOOOO

CAUTION: This floor recently had something spill on it. It was cleaned, but we fear the residual moisture may cause the ground to be a bit more slick than it appears

Thank you for introducing this into my life

The WHAT released WHEN???

I’m home 🙂🙂

Bro’s on the plane like 🙈🙉

I always keep the headphones on me but the blindfold is next level…

This is definitely a very Sojo Pokémon lmaooo

I never thought I’d say this, but

It feels good to be back in Saint Louis

Funny you say that

There was a baby. one row in front of this guy there was a screaming child and I was so mad at this dude, I didn’t even notice until we landed

Yeaa but you know damn well the kinda guy to have that light on is not the kinda guy to care lmaoo

CAUTION: DOOR OPENS OFTEN probably works

This gotta be an OC wtf is this

Been meaning to actually start using this app, so here's a mash up of what I'd want my Pokemon team to be if I was traveling the Pokemon world IRL

At that point I’m turning the other two on and pointing em at him

If you think being on a flight with a baby is bad, try being behind the only guy on a dark plane with the stadium light on

If asked what I’m drinking, I’d simply say: “What a strange question.”

I know you guys were waiting on pins and needles for this one. Sorry to be the one to break the news

My laptop is too much of a beater to play Rivals 2 and I travel a ton

What’s the cheapest laptop I can definitely run Rivals 2 on?

Kendrick Lamar dropped a surprise new album

Despite the rumors, there are no Taylor Swift features

I been walking around so GOD damn cozy

About to have a conference. They have no idea what kinda guy they’re dealing with.