My granddad’s funeral is on Friday and I’ve been panicking about needing to get a black tie to go with my suit. But apparently other people aren’t wearing black at all now. Is this a common thing now? Is it okay to just not be wearing black at a funeral?

Being cold makes me want a hot chocolate, but that involves going outside where it’s even more cold, which I can’t bring myself to do because I’ve not had a hot chocolate. The cocoa paradox 😢🥶

Yes, thank you Naz! Some interesting application questions with this one for sure that I’m trying to give very considered answers to.

Been psyching myself up all weekend and I’m finally back to trying to email every Head of Development/Executive Producer/Creative Director there is. If anyone has a tip off that someone is looking for an ASE/Development Assistant please send them my way!

Sue seconds after saying "It's a classic seventy two", apparently referring to the number of cards in a deck

All Time Points Per Task List 45. Mel Giedroyc 46. Al Murray 47. Mawaan Rizwan 48. Iain Stirling 49. Josh Widdicombe 50. Aisling bea 51. Frank Skinner 52. Romesh Ranganathan 53. Asim Chaudhry 54. Fern Brady 55. John Kearns 56. Hugh Dennis 57. Judi Love 58. Joe Thomas 59. Sue Perkins

It's the

TASKMASTER S16 Ep 9 STATS ROUND-UP: AKA, A CLASSIC SEVENTY-SUE

Four flawless tasks (and one card-counting mishap) sees Sue Perkins sweep the board with a score of 20 (4.0 points per task), taking her up to third in the series and 59th in the All-Time Taskmaster Leaderboard!

It would be great to use this platform to help progress my career. If anyone is here and wants to point me towards or in front of writers/producers/companies that might look for someone on a script editing path I’d be very grateful.

Hoping some more of the good people from Twitter can come over here soon as it still feels like a bit of a wasteland. Don’t want it to die like Threads though.

Suddenly realised I’d been on here for a while and not set up my actual profile so everyone can see my face. Sorted it now.