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I usually try to explain it like this: picture Ingrid Bergman as Ann Coulter. Now imagine they're Nepali. Doesn't look so much like the Cadaver Synod was caused by TERFs sucking on chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze now, does it?

7 hours ago 28 4 1 1

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

17 hours ago 8883 1528 176 1
dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

23 hours ago 15654 3761 186 354
It features three cats with intricate, unique patterns on their bodies.
The artist notes that these are manually embroidered and sometimes sold with baby cats included. 
The designs are often inspired by traditional art patterns like folk embroidery or floral themes.

It features three cats with intricate, unique patterns on their bodies. The artist notes that these are manually embroidered and sometimes sold with baby cats included. The designs are often inspired by traditional art patterns like folk embroidery or floral themes.

a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.

1 day ago 3592 958 1 0

aww fuck aww shit not this again

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CDC won’t publish report showing covid shots cut likelihood of hospital visits The report, which had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, had been delayed. It now won’t be published at all, people familiar with the decision told The Post.

CDC Director is censoring CDC scientists on COVID vax effectiveness study. The stated reason is concerns about study methods. This is bogus--the test-neg design is valid and has been widely used for 15+ years. The real reason is the study results don't support RFK's anti-vax crusade.
wapo.st/41JhAhb

1 day ago 60 17 0 0
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CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

5 days ago 3959 979 8 19

The second pilot for Columbo is incredible

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Satellite Data Reveal Scope and Scale of US-Israeli Strikes on Iran New data analysis shows the level of destruction in Tehran and across the Islamic Republic — and the heightened stakes of a return to all-out war.

Satellite imagery reveals that US has damaged or destroyed an estimated 7,645 buildings in Iran (including 60 schools) while killing at least 3,300 individuals since 28 Feb. Nearly 3,000 of those buildings were in Tehran

1 day ago 126 82 5 9

As opposed to something like Star Wars that doesn't really use metaphors from science and technology and is pretty firmly fantasy, I think

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I think there's a pretty broad gray area of sci fi and fantasy where you're just using different metaphors for the same kinds of exploration. Maybe science fantasy is a good term for it, but I'd say utilizing the metaphors of science and technology makes them sci fi

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I think it varies by episode and series, but largely sci fi, though rarely hard sci fi. I think a story like Measure of a Man is clearly sci fi, but I think you could see time travel episodes or episodes where an alien culture is 1930s LA for some reason either way

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Shaggy as a character is neurodivergent-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

3 days ago 33 7 2 0

Luckily, I'm a suave and sophisticated power-player in 1972 Los Angeles, so I'm more than capable of outwitting this shabby, disorganized detective investigating my business partner's murder

2 days ago 2 0 1 0
A gmail push notification from Tubi. The subject line says "Columbo is waiting"

A gmail push notification from Tubi. The subject line says "Columbo is waiting"

Oh no, I'm fucked

2 days ago 5 0 1 0

i love this quaker doing loony tunes ass stunts on this slaver officer. There’s like ten pages of this shit

2 days ago 84 20 0 0
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3 days ago 33620 8050 843 1015

I played Moses and Plato: Last Train to Clawville this weekend! I thought it was a fun mystery. The art and voice acting are especially noteworthy. There were enough plausible red herrings in the plot that I doubted myself on the solution until they started falling away. A definite recommend!

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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

3 days ago 5875 1557 49 31
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

3 days ago 4067 1385 51 108

Old Columbo doing the "just one more thing" thing five times in a row as senility sets in

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Crazy Frog as a character is sapiosexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

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2019 Twitter Rodney Dangerfield: I tell ya, my wife, she gives me exactly as much respect as I deserve. I said I was struggling with my self-esteem, and she says: "I understand you're going through a difficult time, and I want you to feel heard, but I don't have the bandwidth for it right now"

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Save 10% on Moses & Plato - Last Train to Clawville on Steam A murder mystery where you are the main suspect! An ambassador on a peace mission has been killed on board the Clawville Express. Time progresses as you sniff out clues, eavesdrop on conversations, an...

Moses & Plato - Last Train to Clawville is a murder mystery visual novel, same developers as the upcoming Wild Tactics and the Chicken Police games which I have heard very good things about, so this is going on the wishlist immediately. There's also a demo to check out, hurrah!

5 days ago 44 6 2 1

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

5 days ago 7723 2019 34 43
We see a speech bubble coming from a door labeled “PAPER AIRPLANE MARKETING DEPARTMENT”
VOICE: WE NEED A NEW IDEA FOR A PRODUCT OR THIS WHOLE COMPANY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. OUR COMPETITOR HAS COMPLETELY WON THE BATTLE FOR GO-TO PAPER PROJECTILE TO LAUNCH WHILE THE TEACHER ISN'T LOOKING.

A fish and bird, both dressed in suits and ties, sit behind a desk together. 
FISH: YEAH, LET'S SPITBALL SOME IDEAS!

The bird suddenly looks really angry. 
DON'T SAY THEIR NAME!!

We see a speech bubble coming from a door labeled “PAPER AIRPLANE MARKETING DEPARTMENT” VOICE: WE NEED A NEW IDEA FOR A PRODUCT OR THIS WHOLE COMPANY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. OUR COMPETITOR HAS COMPLETELY WON THE BATTLE FOR GO-TO PAPER PROJECTILE TO LAUNCH WHILE THE TEACHER ISN'T LOOKING. A fish and bird, both dressed in suits and ties, sit behind a desk together. FISH: YEAH, LET'S SPITBALL SOME IDEAS! The bird suddenly looks really angry. DON'T SAY THEIR NAME!!

Rae the Doe - Paper Airplane Marketing

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5 days ago 27 9 1 0

Something that moves me to tears for reasons I can't really understand has become the most valuable thing in the world

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