That blows my mind.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Even intelligent people I know will look at a Google AI answer and say ‘that’s not right’ in a confused tone, like it isn’t utterly predictable

I can't quite believe (a) how quickly so many people started outsourcing their decision-making and critical thinking to machines owned by psychopathic oligarchs, and (b) how quickly that made everyone really, really dumb.

Is that the one where he was buried under the flowers on the cover of the Sgt Pepper’s album?

Article headline that says Snapchat Betz on smart glasses as the future with some dude wearing giant ridiculous glass

The cartoon character fearless fly that wore gigantic glasses

It's been done

Harold Holt was deliberately killed by the local government in Glen Iris, who wanted to name a swimming centre after him.

(Sniff) Why does Bluesky smell like the art teachers’ lounge today?

Step over this line! I dares ya! I double dares ya!

Why, I oughta…!

Eh, you’re only human.

Say, what’s the big idea?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The headphone jack is now standard again, btw I am running for President in 2028, you know what to do

Mongoose blood!

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

Day 1 with my new induction stove: Holy hell water boils almost immediately, what an incredible upgrade and marvel of science!!!

Day 7: What the hell is taking this stupid thing so long?

Ronnie Barker

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Preach!

This would be so helpful to deal with that little bitch of a vagus nerve.

Saw the new Avatar movie. It was like a three hour video game cut-scene that you can't skip.

Fun fact, as an Australian, basically every film I've ever watched was a foreign film.

Because, and stay with me here, Hollywood is in the US, which is not in Australia.

So just saying, I've watched a ton of foreign films

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

‘Sorry, what was that?’

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????