Fuck right off United.

I really don't think you realise how bad United were last season. There were parts today that made me think there was actually some understanding. Nasty birds them Seagulls, vicious. Small yellow eyes.

Arsenal first at home you say?

Fight and win. Go Seatle.

Sounds a bit chaotic for Reds in Lyon tonight. I hope everyone gets in OK.

Pep wasn't that arsed when the city players were singing about Liverpool fans being 'battered in the streets' after Sean Cox was erm battered in the street. Still -it deflects from talking about the actual match..

No just this burger van..

Deep in enemy territory..

Mercandile Credit Centenary trophy>Nations League

All the shit Hojland has got recently has been disgraceful. I'm absolutely delighted he's scored today.

Think United would have to be too. It's the surrounding area that would be regeneration.

How much did city spend building their stadium? Nothing. They paid MCC rent. How much did West Ham pay building the Olympic stadium? Nothing. Why the angry face Annie?

Love the medieval battle! Ha ha

West Ham and city didn't.

Are you saying its never warm and sunny up North? *looks out of the window and shuts up.

Imagine this before Leeds.

💫 Chido Obi had 3 big chances in 52 minutes vs Fulham. For comparison, Rasmus Højlund has had 3 big chances in 22 Premier League matches this season. [Statman Dave] #mufc

Just in from OT. Think Ugarte going off didn't help. Missed Amad. I'm still not sure what we're trying to do with that system.

Been United's best player.

What does Danny Murphy think?

Poor Danny Murphy, ex cocaine addict and he lost his legal case and owed millions through tax avoidance. He's had a terrible time.

I'll support anyone wearing a United shirt but he looks like he's playing in soccer aid for large periods of the game.

It's 12.30 kick off. Are you getting hammered before?

Green Army.

@andymitten.bsky.social

Soon big Brexit Scruff Jim will be getting his season ticket reminder.. for Chelsea.

United collapse completely yet again when Ugarte comes off. Palace bring on Wharton who is exactly the kind of player we need still. Erikson and Bruno were left in middle getting played around.

Leaked Manchester United away kit brings a return to the blue and white stripes of the 90’s and a new sponsor thanks to INEOS #mufc

I tell you what was Jim's fault. When he stole the pensions from the Grangemouth workers. He's a tory scruff.

'Fuck you Jim Ratcliffe- Fuck you'