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Posts by RockDwarf

you can no longer read this. I've removed all the "public nudity" (sex words) and submitted it for review.

So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really.

I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.

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a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord”
close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.”
the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

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It's always a sign you are doing good in war when you're constantly firing the people in charge of doing war, this is like the very first lesson Sun Tzu teaches.

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As an old-school software dev, brought up on detailed code reviews, exacting standards, and precise documentation, seeing the new world of vibecoding is completely baffling. That it also doesn't work makes it double baffling. I'm used to "stupid but it works" but "stupid and also crap" is 🤯

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AI Is Not "Of A High Enough Quality" For Use In Video Games Right Now, Says Peter Molyneux "It's going to cause disruption"

AI Is Not "Of A High Enough Quality" For Use In Video Games Right Now, Says Peter Molyneux.

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Bsky dev team turns out to be the worst polycule you'veever met

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sunglasses dude blocked me when I made that exact statement to him lmao, his skin is JUST as thin. Can't understand that they are being deeply unprofessional.

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I said it before; if any of them were working at even a semi professional business, they would have been fired AGES ago.

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He has blocked me too lmao, which is funny because I have openly antagonized them specifically before but oooooh now it's too far.

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Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

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I like how this is only ever an issue when the child is a girl, not a boy. Because, well they keep telling on themselves and it keeps being true.

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Wasn't this used in the movie Up?

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The dice tier system of #KOKOTÖNA is a central part of our #MÖRKBORG compatible misery system, the Terrible Catastrophes

#TTRPG #RPGLatAm

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Got real trashy yesterday.

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a man with a beard and mustache is saying it 's beautiful . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is saying it 's beautiful .
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How did I manage to marry the perfect one for me

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HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
#artshare

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Every time

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🐱🛡️

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The Many Editions of D&D After some recent conversations with friends about various D&D editions, I thought it would be useful to compile a brief summary of differen...

I feel a sudden evil whim to expose people who aren't already aware of D&D's history to the insanity of its family tree. www.thenovelgamemaster.com/2026/04/the-...

(Barely even touched on here: the Cambrian explosion of D&D-likes from Pathfinder to retroclones to DCC to Knave to the GLOG, etc.)

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Utter bullshit that the companies most likely to fuck your post over for having advertiser unfriendly content are also THE most likely to try to sell you on getting an AI sexbot that looks like marge simpson. These mfs dont care about NSFW they just want a monopoly on it- its about control

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A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

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good boy

#furry #furryart #art

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I made a coiled sword for my home bonfire and posted it in the dark souls reddit and got comments asking how people could commission one. I replied "sorry, I can't discuss that here, I'm not allowed to self promote" and got a permanent ban for "self promotion by admitting you take coms elsewhere"

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For decades, meat has been a temperature check on American masculinity. From 2012 to 2016,
millennial masculinity sizzled flamboyantly in a bright-eyed age of techno-optimist abundance.
Strips of bacon garnished smoky cocktails.
BuzzFeed built a 100-layer-lasagna to the sky. Salt Bae gold-leafed wagyu. Timelines teemed with juicy burgers that would gladly secrete molten cheddar when their buns were gently pressed. On the other hand, I had a buddy on Soylent at the time. He got a concussion. He passed out and hit his head on the countertop on the way down because he'd put some banana slices on top of his Soylent which was already calibrated for maximum potassium and he got potassium poisoning and nearly died.

PLAYBOY SUBSCRIBE = For decades, meat has been a temperature check on American masculinity. From 2012 to 2016, millennial masculinity sizzled flamboyantly in a bright-eyed age of techno-optimist abundance. Strips of bacon garnished smoky cocktails. BuzzFeed built a 100-layer-lasagna to the sky. Salt Bae gold-leafed wagyu. Timelines teemed with juicy burgers that would gladly secrete molten cheddar when their buns were gently pressed. On the other hand, I had a buddy on Soylent at the time. He got a concussion. He passed out and hit his head on the countertop on the way down because he'd put some banana slices on top of his Soylent which was already calibrated for maximum potassium and he got potassium poisoning and nearly died.

lol

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That's not what unc means: aftermath.site/unc-aave-afric...

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Oooh! How do you feel about it compared to the job board in XII?

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I love the sphere grid so so much

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so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

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