Y'all mind if I just like disassociate for a while?

So the situation here is have to somehow toggle between the former bird app and the butterfly app to hopefully stay up to date one the THINGS / HORRORS and idk man that's a lot of scrolling, but thus this is the cross to bear for the Chronically Online

Oh no, I like it here. Get me my text codes so I can pretend I have an En-V 2 and flip it open like I'm texting a friend but really sending shit posts

What up fam, this thing on? Pete Wentz, I got on a social media app before you did and I need you to come here so I can continue telling people I joined them because of you.