The amount of people who think a photo of their ID is good enough to get into a bar is astonishing

British Columbia, Canada gets rid of Daylight Savings time

I am fired up! No more 430 pm sunsets and less seasonal depression!

5:10 on the West Coast, I'll be up GO CANADA

IYKYK

aaand now it's sunny!

CANADA!

aaand it's all gone!

a man with curly hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with two other men ALT: a man with curly hair is sitting in the back seat of a car with two other men

I am very stresso watching this

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Seeing the Trapezoid in Olympic hockey just feels wrong. Bring back stick handling goalies

COLLEGE KICKERS (complimentary)

Marshawn Lynch drops a couple profanities on the air to "get it out of the way"

MAYO BOWL DAY!

Just four days until…

I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.

What is being a Pop-Tart?

RUNAWAY POP TART!
REPEAT.
RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.

POP TART SACRIFICE TIME! WHAT FLAVOURS WILL BE CHOSEN?!

"Haynes King gonna lob it up into the endzone downfield... and that prayer goes straight through to voicemail." - ESPN's Mark Jones

My tweet from 2023: I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises. Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

WE ARE JUST HOURS AWAY FROM THE ANNUAL POP TART SACRIFICE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

LOL River Falls. The end of this game is painful. @sickoscommittee.org

In the semi finals in 3 fantasy leagues.... Currently in one, I'm debating starting PHILIP RIVERS. Someone talk me out of this.

I must alert everybody to the fact that USF is giving sixth year quarterback Gaston “Gas Pipe” Moore his first (and last) career start in the Cure Bowl right now

'OH NO, DISASTER' CALL IN THE UNLV MIAMI OH GAME @sickoscommittee.org

But the subtitles and the comfort of being in my underwear on my couch

I am going to give a talk on the physics of punting (with an actual physicist) at CONvergence in Minneapolis in July that they already had to move out of a normal conference room to the big auditorium due to demand, and I highly doubt the NYT is going to send someone to cover it

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After 2 and a half months I'm finally signing a job offer! 🕺