You guys know there was a SpongeBob Squarepants Broadway musical? And the songs are all by famous musicians? And it's very good?

Needs pudding.

Can't stop thinking about Strangers by Belle Burden. I passed it along to a friend who wondered how she managed to have my exact same story, although I lacked the trust fund.

And to be fair, your content had not been like that for a very, very long time.

Congratulations!!

I hope Blue Sky took the time to eat fried stuff and catch up on Scamanda and start admitting openly they watch Bravo. Because I know you do, and the silence is making me miss Twitter.

That seems like a lot?

Is this in the shop? This looks like my cat, who shares the sentiment.

Sure, the president wants to use every cent we have for the military, but my Jewel app is offering me a free pack of Necco wafers, the world's worst candy, so it's not all bad.

The only possible take on this.

They're likely all doing initial screenings with AI, then reviewed by a person. That's how my last two mammograms have come back before I even drove home.

I'm really excited that Trump is attending the Supreme Court hearing because I bet he's bored as hell.

Look I know everything is terrible, but this whole West, Amanda, and Ciara thing on Summer House is super gross.

I have to do a fair amount of research for my job and do you know what I'm never going to do? Cite an AI-drafted article.

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I, too, love to be freed from work, so I can pursue my entrepreneurial goals while enjoying universal health care. Right, team? RIGHT?

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Ooh, J. Tilly is so fun and kind of always talks well about him.

I feel like if you are a person who watches the new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you know the answer to this question

Male Companion: The Pussycat Dolls was a supergroup of, like, famous female performers, right?

Me: Like The Traveling Wilburys?

MC: Yeah.

Me: That's ... not true ... at all. Like at all.

Jeez, the scourge!!!

Augh these are the a courage of the LaBagh Woods/Valley Line Trail.

Heard an elder Gen Xer bitching about ill-behaved kids these days and, reader, I couldn't help myself but talk about private equity in daycare, cost of living, and the overall war against parenthood.

These sound like the same thing

Deb had a pretty good office team, if I recall. I'd call them for help, and I'm in 39.

When I did the nabe association stuff, he was always nice but rarely helpful.

It's seriously so disgusting. It should be single-use only but it costs like $100.

Whoever invents a self cleaning version of the Bissell Little Green Machine is going to be a trillionaire.

It just really seemed like an impossible task to explain factors like the board of review (and have it not sound like an excuse) for why taxes went up so much.

Or significant increase in home assessments (which gets the same caveat).

Chicago people, what is happening here and how do I fix this? Did a pipe burst and how do I know which of the many levers I need to turn off?

Is bro talking about prima nocta?