Did Twitter just go down on acds birthday

Wrote something a lil different than usual (buddie instead of firstprince)

chasing butterflies

archiveofourown.org/works/64164070

She’s writing

Me: I will never in a million years drive into Houston during rush hour and or go to a mall on a weekend never ever e—
Lacoste: free Taylor Zakhar Perez postcards~
Me:
Lacoste: now available in Houston
Me;
Lacoste: At the galleria
Me:
Lacoste: happy Friday!
Me: *grabs keys*

(They gave me extras)

(Of which I am ready and willing to share)

Houston galleria Lacoste I love you

You’ll never guess the scenario they’ve found themselves in but I’d definitely like to see y’all try

No bc you know what he’s successfully sold that underwear because I’ve never once thought about Lacoste and now I can’t /stop/ thinking about Lacoste

I’m wfm today thank fuck

Call 911

Prob connecting dots that aren’t there but I told Hulu not to show me the tr**p in*****tion and Hulu randomly logged me out between that and me clicking next episode on the show I was watching

Completely usually she loves the cold but add in snow and she’s grumpy as hell

When you’re part husky but you’re from Texas and you’re scared of the snow and want to go outside but it’s snowing so you can’t

Biscuit (who is half husky) is pissed about the snow she said, and I quote, “fuck that!!!!!”

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Got attacked by a street performer on my way in to the national gallery (he started singing can’t help falling in love and my full blown Rwrb brainrot had a break down)

It was this lil shop across the street and a lil ways down from the massive department store by the V&A!

Filed under: things I bought bc of Rwrb

Thank you!!! It’s garnier nutrisse~

This is why I braid my hair before a long flight

I’m cool with those flavors together but the texture was not it

HRH Prince Henry: *scarfing down Jaffa cakes*
Me, arriving in London: ohhh!
Me, five seconds after into biting a Jaffa cake: 🤢🤢🤢🤢

My mom knew I wanted to leave at 12 for the airport but she went back to sleep 20 minutes ago 🫠

#todaystheday