TOMORROW April 5, we’re uniting to say HANDS OFF! Join citizens across the country to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented incompetence & blatant criminality.
DO IT FOR THE PENGUINS!
Go to app.sosha.ai/s/mkKNZwsa
The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—
Oh.
A photo taken in the front seat of my car, holding the MTG showcase version of the new Mox Jasper card pulled from my the first pack of Tarkir: Dragonstorm I cracked today. The card is an artifact with a zero mana cost and reads "Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control a Dragon."
Friday? You mean Fri-YAY, right? #mtg #dragonstorm #tarkir #carpulls #mox
If I have to live through a trade war inflicted by living cartoon villains, could I at least get a lightsaber?
If you think D&D is satanic, you’ve never actually seen what D&D is.
Taxes involve less math and are far more satanic! 😝
The image is a screenshot of a post on X by a user named Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg ). The post reads: "Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously. Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that."
Keep the Congressional switchboard number handy these days: (202) 224-3121
The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos
Anyways…
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
I love that your steak comes with its own handle.
I bought a car Friday and yesterday I found the previous owners secret stash of miniature Slim Jims.
We are working on launching an ALT DOGE website. It will soon feature a team page listing all of Elon’s staffers, our own wall of receipts (tracking the money he’s taking from America), and a section to help Americans keep tabs on the false claims on Doge’s website—which now exceed 52%.
i called this song a "guilty pleasure" once and my music teacher at that time was like
"i really don't think you should ever feel guilty for liking a song. also this song fucks"
he permanently altered my brain chemistry and how i interface with music
also this song fucks
My first Spelltable setup consisted of 2 desk laps dangling upside down rigged to wire rack shelves above my desk, and a webcam also upside down attached to one of those little bendy leg phone tripods rigged to a second to a shelf and secured with a c-clamp to the same shelves.
Alina Habba tweeted ‘Nothing can ever stop this man from fighting for our country’! David Simon replied with ‘Bone spurs’.
This is next level! 💥
Shitty Character Idea:
A Warforged warlock who was a suit of armor that was granted sentience by some extraplanar being as a joke. #DnD
Story of my life. Though I do find if you call the store from your cell phone, while in the lumber yard, and explain you've been ignored over 20 minutes and are about to use the damn saw yourself... someone comes to help real quick.
Heads up on some changes from this morning: We made another (and hopefully the last for a while) change to Commander Brackets as some feedback from MagicCon Chicago came in.
🧵 Continued in the thread...
Covid Pneumonia can eat my ass.
And now I'm going to take another nap.
Always. Rough draft before the final product. I find with homebrewing, eventually you get to a point you need to actually test it with people, to find the imbalance and weaknesses (or if it works at all).
Also read it like that
"Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Oops 😬
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
My son and I just go to Thrif because the second T in that big red THRIFT fell off the building a while back and everyone forgot the actual name of the store years ago.
Mox Opal
Like Mox Opal? Like Green Sun's Zenith? Like both? Well, have I got the thing JUST for you, Steve.
youtu.be/G3Fkhtr17Fg
But seriously, please give it a watch. We have a great time playing some Modern, of all things.
#mtg #magicthegathering #eastcoastplaytesters #moxopal #modern
I'm fairly certain that I'm doomed to be single forever but I think I might be okay with that.
"Oh he's autistic, he didn't mean a Nazi salute"
Funny enough I'm autistic too, and have never managed to do that...
Don't blame someone being a dickhead on autism.