So, about those Eid prayers in London...
"What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?"
"Nelson's column, innit?"
"And the highest thing on the column?"
"Nelson."
"And on Nelson?"
"His hat."
"And the highest thing on his hat?"
"That bit that sticks up."
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Posts by Max Luthert
Couldn’t play out and couldn’t win headers/second balls. Combo of nightmares.
Could be because the effects of the madness are felt less keenly by those highly paid idiots?
A PM that was very successful in getting America to pay for things, not sure how that tallies with Trump’s current ethos.
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
I know this is way easier said than done, but do you think when a footballer finds themself at odds with the current epoch a change of position should be considered? Or do they double down on their natural traits and aim for them to make up shortfalls in other areas?
In what's now become an annual tradition, I've written another piece for The Gist about how and why I hate A.I.
On a bubble about to burst, a future rotted to its core, and the limits of the Mrs Doyle Theory of artificial intelligence.
www.thegist.ie/guest-gist-2...
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Started working on some new music for bass and machines. Head over to my YouTube channel to watch the full video #synthsky #doublebass #basssolo #solobass #modulareurorack #eurorack #synths
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
‘Sister Ray’, the thirds single from my upcoming album is out now!
Only on @bandcamp.com at maxluthert.bandcamp.com/track/sister...
Hope you like it!
The vast majority of podcasts I listen to these day have presenters that feel the need to caveat everyone opinion they have incase of an online pile-on.
The cover for Max Luthert' Big Maybe single, showing an abstract pattern of vertical black, white, and textured green stripes resembling a distorted barcode; creates a dynamic, mysterious mood.
Bass player Max Luthert sitting in a graffiti-covered room, wearing a dark jacket and white shirt. Background adorned with stickers and posters, monochrome.
"the trio pause to reconsider their path, toying with ideas, before deciding that a full on jazz dance assault is the way"
www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/max-lut...
Playlist Companion.
www.submithub.com/link/slow-ja...
#jazz #nujazz #jazzdance #alternative #music #independent #london
Haha don’t worry they’re not long for the table! The one at the top right is a Mimeophon, definitely would recommend it if you’re looking for a fun delay with a bit of reverb.
Sorry for the slow reply on this, but here’s my current set up at home…
Heya. Yeah I’m just sending some loops from Ableton in to the system via an ES8. No Data Bender in there at the moment, I’ll send you a picture of the whole system in a bit.
Not sure how synth friendly Bluesky is but let’s give it a go! Here’s a clip of me messing with some stems from one of my tracks…
#modulareurorack #eurorack #synths
I nearly died when he shouted “I’ve forgotten what dill looks like”
‘Big Maybe’ is out now!
Have a listen here: maxluthert.bandcamp.com/track/big-ma...
Video by Francis Devine and you can watch here: youtu.be/HTPQVGzByuE?...
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social #arsecastextra Goodly Morning. We’ve made it through the tough opening six games, looking forward at our next six, how many points do you both feel we should be looking to get?
And they still clapped…
Thanks for the support, David! You’re a gem.
Go get some great new music from @maxluthert.bsky.social on @bandcamp.com #Supporttheartsifyoucan maxluthert.bandcamp.com/album/throug...
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
Three years ago some people were paying £50,000 for a picture of a cartoon monkey
NEW: The Reform Conference Diary
An EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes with my anonymous Reform source
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Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere