unabashed queen

i imagine the word "impatient" will now make an appearance

if it helps i couldn't

am I financially stable enough now to afford a guzzi v7 or svartpilen 401 like I used to covet? no but when has that stopped me from a purchase

like a dark cloud on a bright day, the ruinous thought "damn i miss motorcycle" has just passed over my consciousness

s/o to the three poorly dressed lads in the beer garden who'd been fishing together, now down the pub, soon off for a chinese. Enjoy your springtime idyll, gents!

nominative determinism

though i know this is a company that does cast iron radiators, every time i read is as a company that does castrations

sometime i identify w tiny barking dogs like yeah bro fuck them ppl hell yeah fuck everything

when your friends encourage you to try and be social again

my cat doesn’t know what 9/11 was

i’m talking so much and so quickly that they’re fetching the diazepam blowdart as we speak. oho!

life is hard and sad. let's not go around the room and name something good that happened in the last week, please just let me slink off and suffer quietly

if I must die in the course of overthrowing the tyranny of forced positivity so be it

only if it’s inconsistent and unpredictable

bluesky now sloppy and drunk and blowing up my phone with notifications too old for this shit man

if brian wilson's friends hadn't been so flaky he'd never have been sad enough to write all of those timeless melodies

i know bluesky is only rejecting me because it’s afraid we’re getting too close and it might get hurt

you have reformulated “peacocking” from the 00s

please enjoy Aya and Orcutt/Shelley/Miller for me

is there not something redolent of the decline of a once-great family in Skerrit Bwoy jumping off a ladder to dagger some lady?

pinning diplo down and forcing him to read deleuze

hope all goes well!

this isn’t a joke btw these were the genuine wages of hubris

when my band paid for PR instead of international fame and an enduring career all i got was a picture of my face published in kerrang next to a large and inaccurate pull quote declaring me to be a “secret mosher for slipknot”

11/10 live act could not possibly recommend highly enough

corollary to being one of those people that spends too much time online and it gives them a foot fetish or w/e: I played gran turismo and now i am mildly Interested In Cars

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