Oh Yes , My Impossibly Hung Son Will Be Attending this School, Mark My Words. You didnt like The Letter of Recommendation? Fine 😡 But Dont Pretend that He Isnt Filled to The Bursting Edge with Cock. 📱*This Is Sparta Techno Remix Ringtone Goes off* I gotta Take This 🙄
Its Like if U got nothing nice to say dont say anything But if U got nothing Not Mental to Say... But what If U followed thru with that and Then Just Didnt Say Much . Turns out its Just weird actually
I Have On A Couple Of Occasions Now Met People Ive Truly Been Starstruck By And I Try So Hard to Mask that And Not Be A Weird Bich That I Horshoe Around To Being Just Offputting And Unpleasant To Be Around 🤩 🍎✅
Just wanna Thank Everyone Whos Signed Up For #LetAGayPersonWashYouWednesday We Are Gonna Have A Lot Of Fun Guys 🤩
Halloween 1 on VHS or even DVD is awesome and creepy but Halloween in HD BLurayers is like Why is that Guy just stood there in the background. Thats the killer guy. Does nobody notice the killer guy is just stood there right now.
Sorry I Was ✋ Cosplaying All Angry Birds At the Same Time . I didnt even know it was Bender Day 💃💜
any conversation that has u feeling like larry david is good
Bus driver swapped to one that i love to chat with and havnt seen in a while. we'll have a conversation that ends in him saying "yeah you gotta burn your entire workplace down" before walking off smiling with the curb your enthusiasm xylophone interlude playing in my head
Breastfeeding Matt Johnson Every Day Until I Go Viral ‼️✅
The One Silver Lining About Realistically Never Having Access to FFS is They Wont Convert My Powerful Empress Nose Into A Wreck it Ralph Character Pixie Disney Ski Ramp. So many Beautiful Babes Getting Debeaked Its Actually Horrendous 🈲❌
Your Honour This Whole Case Is A Little Bit Of Pot Meet Kettle and the Pot and Kettle Just Fucking Go At it Like Having Sex with Each Other Loads. In My Opinion
Mario, Luigi... Oh I wanna Pee Pee... (Beach Boys PARODY!!)
Remember Alec Baldwin Is Cinema's Most Terrifying Villain. That Was The Boss Baby Saying "Free Palestine"
Little Bro Is Calling Me Chuzz Unc On Facetime .
These Can Either Be The Best Or Hardest Year Of Your Life Bro ✋ Keep Watching THE DOLLAR 💵
Forgot How Gorgeous Tim Heidecker Was In This Getup... Why do I Kinda Need Her 💃
its WatchMojo-Kiki
Bouba Core Inside a Kiki Shell. An Essence of Bouba But Kiki for Intents and Purposes x
I Need All My OSes To Be Bouba. MacOS and Debian Thats bouba. Arch, Mint, Bazzite etc Thats all Kiki. Windows Xp Is Kiki-Bouba, But Windows 7 is Bouba-Kiki. Windows 8 Onwards Is 2 Jagged 2 Categorise *PA Guy Cuts Off My Microphone* Dude . Dafuqq Boom ?? Im Talkin Here 🏩
This Is Targeted At My Pick-Me Co Worker 🤩🧬
Ive Noticed That Some British People Evolve Into Sociopaths When They Use The "Bonding Over Something We Can Agree Is Crap 2gethr" Technique Usually Reserved For Weather On Human Beings. You Dont Have 2 Verbally Abuse Someone To Make Friends 🍎
This guys in a game .
Here Drink This... Thatl Put Hair On Your Tits. I mean Breasts
My Orgasmic Dad Is Still In The Shit, Fucking My Mom Regularly, And Now My Wife Started Feeling Horny For Him, And Decided To Launch A Creampie Reverse Night Visit On Her Danger Day Ayane Sezaki
Accidentally Opening Twitter After Not Using It For Over A Month
THERE GOES MY HERO... waTCH HIM AS HE CUMS!!!!!!!
Im Actually Crying Tears By Myself At How Gorgeous And Lovely And Cute This Little Man Is hes So Funny and Brilliant and Beautoful This is So Amazing I Love you Little Man You are So Wondrous 🍎💗
