It’s at least a fun rumor.
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His last name isn’t John either.
I has to really piss off the folks at Curad when people call their bandages band-aids.
I like my steak how I like my skeets. Medium.
Do you think Jimmy John and Papa John are related?
So, 45?
Well done!
It’s weird, in a state where weed is illegal, Domino’s and Jimmy John’s still had 4-20 specials today. I had Jimmy John’s.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but if we’re gonna save Bluesky from dying, we’re gonna need BBK.
Same
Most of the world actually observes 4/20 on the fourth day of the twentieth month, Toyotathon
At what age do you transition from bubble gum to chewing gum?
Hoping they don’t close the Strait of Hormel. I need my Spam.
(alex jones voice) THEY'RE TURNING THE BAGS GAY
She said no backsies.
Howdy all! What did I miss?
On the bright side, all the videos will be used to feed AI engines.
Who the hell made world Chinese language day on 4-20?
Picture of a hamgina with juices below it on an aluminum pan.
Found in my drafts folder:
Found in my drafts folder: Sidney Sweeney’s career
Ok. If I’m up sick at 2am, I’m blaming you.
He’s sneaky like that.
Found in my drafts folder: The Declaration of Independence? How’d that get in there?
Not sure how long they’ve been there. 😬
Found in my drafts folder - a cheese stick and two club crackers.
What even is album art?
The key is to tap.
I really expected Bridgerton to have more bridges.
I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter.
Andes Mountains? More like Andes Nuts.