It’s at least a fun rumor.

His last name isn’t John either.

I has to really piss off the folks at Curad when people call their bandages band-aids.

I like my steak how I like my skeets. Medium.

Do you think Jimmy John and Papa John are related?

So, 45?

Well done!

It’s weird, in a state where weed is illegal, Domino’s and Jimmy John’s still had 4-20 specials today. I had Jimmy John’s.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but if we’re gonna save Bluesky from dying, we’re gonna need BBK.

Same

Most of the world actually observes 4/20 on the fourth day of the twentieth month, Toyotathon

At what age do you transition from bubble gum to chewing gum?

Hoping they don’t close the Strait of Hormel. I need my Spam.

(alex jones voice) THEY'RE TURNING THE BAGS GAY

She said no backsies.

Howdy all! What did I miss?

On the bright side, all the videos will be used to feed AI engines.

Who the hell made world Chinese language day on 4-20?

Picture of a hamgina with juices below it on an aluminum pan.

Found in my drafts folder:

Found in my drafts folder: Sidney Sweeney’s career

Ok. If I’m up sick at 2am, I’m blaming you.

He’s sneaky like that.

Found in my drafts folder: The Declaration of Independence? How’d that get in there?

Not sure how long they’ve been there. 😬

Found in my drafts folder - a cheese stick and two club crackers.

What even is album art?

The key is to tap.

I really expected Bridgerton to have more bridges.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter.

Andes Mountains? More like Andes Nuts.