Mmmm, tasty!

Remember when they used to make Coca Cola with real cocaine? Me neither, but I bet it was a blast.

When life gives you lemmings, you jump off a cliff.

I’ve never successfully done a pull up.

DJ’s a first ballot hall of fame player and 5x champion who runs a team. Madonna is the best selling female artist and 6th best selling artist overall in music history. But sure, they’re just ok.

I think that would make you too powerful.

*self involved

I don’t know what anyone else knows. We’re all pretty sled involved here.

Nobody under 50 even knows what a trouser is.

Literally all I’ve put on.

It’s all circular. They were the original Gen Z

Must be Gen Z getting triggered that easy.

Every bag of microwave popcorn says do not use the popcorn button on the microwave. So what the hell is the button there for.

A screenshot of a post by fungible thadius with the word current above a picture of a lady on the shoulders of some guy while holding up a martini and a bottle of booze “We just did coke up the butt”

Sorry, it was @fungiblethadius.bsky.social.

I’m sitting here with my windows open listening to the birds outside. I’m just hoping you didn’t take @corduroycheddar.bsky.social’s doing coke in the butt post to heart.

Old. But not that old.

You need to sit under the tutelage of @trickykat.bsky.social

You don’t spend all day at work posting and stay up all night posting? You’re failing us.

Why I use an alt. It’s like the folks on the masked singer who say “it was freeing, I could try anything.” Until I’m discovered. (There are a handful of people on here who know my true identity.)

Without Amway there would be no lululemon. Or pampered chef.

You do you. I have many friends who have abandoned bras. Weirdly, they’re all bisexual. Is this a thing bisexuals do? What am I even talking about?

Headphones. Even if you aren’t listening to anything. They tell people around you that you aren’t listening. It’s my best airline hack too.

Remember when they used to make Coca Cola with real cocaine? Me neither, but I bet it was a blast.

Over optimistic? More like over opportunistic.

Reminds me, we need to put our wind chimes out.

Just sitting here liking my posts from earlier in the day, not realizing they are mine. Like, that dude is really funny.

Dude, it’s 80 degrees.

The cola, or…

Also, I’m autistic, so I think my jokes are funny but don’t always get other people’s. 😂😉