Seriously republicans are weird and off putting in every single way it’s possible to be weird and off putting and I don’t think it’s a waste of time to point that out

“Man what the fuck are you talking about” is the only valid follow up to this response.

I hope someone’s got a spreadsheet going

I swear to god one of the biggest challenges the next dem admin will face is just remembering all the Trump bullshit they need to reverse

And free my soul…

(I did immediately get high tho)

I took a little sick time this morning and my manager joked about 4/20 and I was like I’ll have you know this is because I have a hangover not because I’m high (check and mate)

Glass of wine, glass of water, half smoked bowl

The three w’s

This is one of my favorite texts I’ve ever gotten

Used to be that I actually needed experts to help me understand stuff like this but everything is so crushingly moronic now I’m always just like yeah man I have eyes and ears I get what’s going on

Lmao he looks like a third grader

I think we can probably stop w the whole “sincerely held religious belief” thing at this point

Don’t often get an opportunity to talk about horny Wilford Brimley

Oh that’s why this popped up again bsky.app/profile/cray...

“Doing ok over here?”

(long pause) “yes I am doing ok over here”

“Need any food or just drinking?”

(Shit those are all different words) “yes I am doing ok over here”

My stoned ass sitting next to a beer

Do you guys think the bartender knows I’m high

rich sociopaths don't like any of the ACTUAL solutions the problems they cause (functional regulators, democratic good faith governance, equitable taxation reform, universal basic income) so they propose a bunch of dogshit and our soggy ass corporatist press just laps it up and barfs it back out

And the ones who have done both of those tend to leave the church at some point

Yay!

So now I gotta know about this fuckin guy?

Lady reacting to shapes being put in the wrong holes

Onion headline: total dipshit fans think pop-up fly ball going to be home run

I’ve just been murdered by the onion

Stop I’m already convinced just send the link

Yeah I’m definitely gonna put something you developed on my phone hit me w the download link…

I’m only looking at this one short exchange and it’s extremely weird I can’t imagine what the rest are like

Lmao excellent strategy for gaining users…

Objectively this is a good thing . Way too many people are way too comfortable

“Discernment is learned” about a 79 year old

meine dispatch said there’s something wrong with deine cable

Big flak energy