Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Bryce Dallas Howard and Jon Favereau too

Mandalorian is in my Boba Fett show, flying a prequel-era ship and using “Wizard” as an adjective.

Dave Filoni needs to be arrested.

I just wish Chauncey Billups was alive to bet on this round

I’m only watching boba to get the full scope of the story before the Mando movie is out (which also looks kinda mid)

I don’t love this show but I love my Fett lol

This ep is ok so far I guess

Again, I’m kinda astounded at how awful the Mets are. I was looking forward to how their season would go

This is kinda sad

Where’s my beautiful fat and bald son, Boba Fett?

Book of Boba Fett just turned into a mini Mandalorian season?

Old man trout going up against Baby Goat Eury

Love the Mets but I’m a Miami boy. Necessary sacrifice.

Marlins are still second in the NL East.

Time to book of boba fett it up tonight while I fight the zepbound-induced nausea

Late night sandwich x cold soda combo is like meeting god.

It’s so fun (not when it’s a Miami team)

Glorious night to see true evil (the Boston Celtics) lose

Fuck Boston and fuck New York

😤😤😤😤

100%

At the “browsing the Regal website for Mandalorian and Grogu popcorn buckets” part of my day

"I would become right wing because you talk mean" just means you're right wing bud.

I wasn't even talking to you but I'll talk to you however I want, including while looking down my nose as I am now, because you don't stand for shit.

I thought this point Eric made about how libraries are early introductions to a social contract was really interesting, too:

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 14

Keeping up with politics

wait this is from the real movie, they wanted Jim Jarmusch to play Guile?

Jordan Peele the GOAT

MADtv - Michael Jackson featuring Chingy: Neverland Ranch YouTube video by Father Merrin

This new Michael movie looks ok

I really wish this was on console. I’d pay for a complete edition or a sub if it was or even use M+K