I sit on the beach in the latenoon to watch the bird dynamics. Pipers eat their little wave washups, then seagulls come and bully them then stand the same length apart all across the beach. Terns dive-fish in the short shore, then those magnificent ospreys go far out and return with a huge fish.

“You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like”

A 70s-esc veneer lined bathroom in a local bar (NJ) that features two side by side urinals with no divider and two full toilets with no stalls. If you were sitting on the far toilet and someone was at the urinals you’d see it all… and they’d see you pooping.

Local bar. Bring your friends.

Does this imply the end of God Emperor of Dune has horny in a weird way philosophy or are the brackets just a lil thick?

Post a picture of your colonic map!

Last move I found two Netflix discs in their red sleeves in the back of my console table. They were probably from 2009.

A… creature made of scraps from a Christmas tree. I think it’s supposed to resemble a reindeer but its body is a round stump and it has googly eyes that make it look surprised and/or horrified. It’s cute in a “I like unhinged looking characters”.

I believe SoFi has a good deal if you promise to only use the cereal for its intended purpose.

I’ve always enjoyed “I have to go drop the kids off at the pool”. It gives you a very flexible time horizon because how far away is that pool?

Ya gotta rub them the right way.

When studying the blade is not enough

This sadness has been increasing throughout the mission for me. I’m so used to things I cherish being cruelly ruined that each day I’m both excited and terrified.

Send me all your booze!

“I wish you were here” like duh.
We’re scientists in a 6 person tent. We can all see each other all the time.

Copy, moon joy.

It’s been on 24/7 since Wednesday here. I’m worried the NASA logo might burn into the top right corner of the TV.

JSON is bouba, xml Kiki.

I guess we like our data round.

Which you’ll have to subtitle because despite the demand for video they all want subtitles.

Oh shit, why is “my personality” a line item on the balance sheet?!

Sometimes it’s an asset, sometimes it a liability. Gotta peek to see.

I feel like all of Highlands has a weeklong hangover.

I miss the Rhapsody “influences, contemporaries, followers” classifications on artists.

Care as control

Who dat bird tho?

All the kids are saying “he’s got the glizz”, they are. It’s more sophisticated than the olds think it is. Glarismaticism is a real vibe.

I have three “uncle Mikes” and 3 friends named Mike. The qualifiers are:
My favorite uncle
Mortadella (made up)
Mr Oreo
The salesman
The dead one
Fred

One of my favorite things Fred ever said was “you walk into a room with 4 people and 5 of them are named Mike”

I think you could take that cobra FWIW

If I’m #2 are you #1?

Wasn’t it WoW before Minecraft?

Tully or Tonkatsu