episode 096

they have, somehow, argued their way into both hardcore Reddit tier antinatalism and ultraconservative blood and soil traditionalist childbearing dynamics at the exact same time.

they’re arguing about surrogacy again. an ethically fraught topic for sure, but these people somehow manage to be aggressively wrong no matter which side of the argument they end up on. like a compass pointing true north, social media finds the worst takes on any given topic

watching the blue jays beat the shit out of some starlings

i, quite simply, do not have time for this. i do not care

gonna be real i have too much going on right now to do 3D mind jenga about Europeans being mad at me

how does one afford to have children

A black-and-white kitten reaching a paw through the bars of a pet cage

Baby Uni “Free me!”

Jack flipped over his food bowl in a rage

i wonder if they have those clear hamster balls for toddlers

i miss bed bath and beyond

i feel like we’re overdue for a new one. like watching the San Andreas fault

normally I love online drama but maybe I’m just getting too old for this shit idk

refuse to learn anything about the elon musk baby mama drama

mac and i checked out an absolute mountain of zamboni leavins behind the rink yesterday

the boys

he’s still very puppy like, a lot of spring in his step but he’s definitely getting the old man dog grey around the face :(

i also present for your reading pleasure, perhaps the best (and funniest) article that has ever been written about the greatest movie of all time (Twister, 1996)

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“it’s symbolic. the tornadoes are giant penises”- person watching the movie with me

watching the greatest movie of all time (Twister, 1996)

Juju tells Baba she is going to spend all day with her nose tucked in her ear.

Baba, I am going to spend the whole day with my nose tucked in your ear.
#sighthounds #dogofbluesky #greyhounds #safeplace

KTLA screenshot of the bear coming out from under the house and a chyron “basement bear evicted”

what an image

O_O

just dont don’t do anything, ever, and you’re guaranteed to never be annoying or problematic :)

don’t start a cool hobby because you will almost certainly be bad at it when you start out, don’t date because you’re still working on yourself and are pudgy or whatever, don’t get involved in the community because you may not get along with everyone right away…

most of current culture is about not doing anything ever because you could hypothetically be imperfect. don’t be a teacher or a doctor because you aren’t superhuman and can’t dedicate your life to your job, don’t be a parent because you aren’t a child life specialist trauma informed researcher etc

every time i speak i regret it immensely

Jack, on the heating pad