#PUSB

Me with Bobby Thomas outside the CBS Arena wearing matching training jackets

HIS HEAD’S F**KING MASSIVE #PUSB

#PUSB

SAY WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE #PUSB

That’s really rather good.

This is why I boycott matches. You know what is a lot more fun, satisfying, and inexpensive? Buying a football and playing keepy-uppy myself. Best of all, I don’t reek of defeat at the end of the evening and I can go to bed at a decent hour. I don’t miss my years as a sports journalist one bit.

RIP Louvre of Bluesky.

Just watched the highlights and had the same conclusion. Not good for us, is it? 😔

Nah I think I might get this checked out!

Out of interest how did you know you needed to go? I’m curious if I might benefit…

Do you get to keep what they take out?

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version.

This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang.

The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines.

#mario #lego #racing #fun

#PUSB

I hope someday to master the piano well enough that I could in a public train station feel confident enough to play the tittifers theme

A post to the /r/destiny2 Reddit by somebody asking “Am I, as a man, not welcome in lobbies with this tag?” about a lobby with the tag “Women of Destiny”

Garfield looking at a sign with his face in a red circle with a line through it wondering “Huh. I wonder who that’s for”

My apologies to Dave Bennett who I saw on my way to the bathroom, clapped on the shoulders and shouted DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP in his bewildered face

I was in the casino. An infectious cheer started, and as people began to realise what it meant a spontaneous chant of WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE began. Absolute scenes.

The City's going up....

Pump it up…!

Don’t you know…?

Not even sure if they were a Reform voter. Just hated Labour and Starmer in particular which I can get behind, just not for made up reasons.

I always appreciate a pub with a handwritten chalk list of guest beers

Not sure if this counts as head loss or not though?

Went on a Spurs discord last night to see how they were coping with being in the bottom 3. They were all surprisingly chill until one of the mods started indulging a conspiracy theory about Keir Starmer being responsible for Jimmy Savile, then called me and a mate a nonce for taking issue.

Bottom 6 of the Premier League in order: 15th Leeds 16th Forest 17th West Ham 18th Spurs 19th Burnley 20th Wolves

Spurs in bottom 3 klaxon

Porto goalkeeper Diogo Costa wearing a version of Argentinian side Ferro de General Pico's goalkeeper kit which has a green background and Homer Simpson disappearing backwards into a hedge

Porto have revealed their new goalkeeper kit for the second leg vs Forest:

Israel is a rogue state that uses chemical weapons in unprovoked attacks against civilian targets. I’m old enough to remember when this was grounds for military intervention.

Can’t park there mate

Makes you proud to be a Cov fan!

A lorry with a photograph of a footballer. Said footballer has had a rather impressive set of genitals added to his person which have been etched into the residual road dirt on the back of said lorry.

Presenting the greatest bit of lorry defacing I’ve ever seen.