Next shipping on Wednesday!! BUGS ARE GOOD FOR MORALE COME CHECK EM OUT

Summerpaws are going on the Subaru tomorrow. I am excited to not hear the snowpaws whining everywhere I drive.

Happy Bicycle Day!

IT'S MY DAY TODAY!

Today is the 2 year anniversary of when I met the Ravens. They just checked me out from a distance then! Here is some of my fav footage: them courting, feeding each other, barrel rolling and some of their vocalisations. They are the most amazing birds and I am so lucky to have them!

Hero of the Dish > Star of the Dish

A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.

Genital songs for genital cats.

Great. Now all the tchotchkes I keep in there are all over the ground. Awesome.

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its stupidity.

Every other team here is in the negative except ours (just me and my boss). And we're getting hassled by the director for making too much money.

Sure. Okay. How about you pay us more then? Would that not solve the surplus issue?

A watercolor painting in a sketchy/loose style of an otter in a red swimsuit with a red floatation device. The otter is running on the sand, facing the viewer

A graphite sketch of two anthro horses. One horse is leaning forward, looking annoyed. The second horse is behind them, wrapping bandages around the first horse’s torso. Both horses appear to be fjord horses.

Watercolor sketch of a white fox anthro crawling over a ledge.

The world is… a lot right now.
But bills are still due.

Graphite sketches start at $45
Watercolor sketches start at $60

Base price includes a hi-res scan of the physical art work, work is done at 5.5x8.5

Originals can be shipped pending destination

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#commsopen #furryart

"Stouffers: Everything You Know is a Lie"

Do it. :D

✦ Shudder ✦

Fuck you and the sandworm you rode in on!

Let's keep this spice train rolling.

Big Back feat. Honey Bun

"Standing on yer mama's porch / you told me it would last forever"

I like to think 'it' here refers to the porch.

Oh lawd 🚛

Love you, fuckos. <3

What you're doing is ~wzlbot things(tm)~!

His ring got destroyed!

Velvet worms shoot rapid-hardening glue at their prey (other invertebrates).

Within seconds, the sprayed liquid hardens to plastic-like consistency, trapping or slowing the target.

This marvelous glue has possible human applications in recyclable bioplastics & surgical sutures that dissolve.

VoTe BlUe No MaTtEr WhO!

Good snout on that.

Cooked with plenty of oil! Rich, wholesome oil.

So high heat, sausage in. Once it's sticking, add oil. As a little treat for the sausage. It helps the fat render out of the sausage because the fat won't feel so lonely in the pan.

Ah. Insurance oil.

Literally just talking to my colleague about how we're both having bad brain days too.